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Old 11-28-2021, 12:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Graffiti chalked on the wall outside the London School of Grammar:

All policemen are illegitimate children.
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Old 09-29-2022, 06:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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What does Lady MacBeth say when she wants to put the dog out for the night?

Spoiler for shut up that's why:
"Out! Out, damn Spot!"
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Old 11-28-2021, 01:41 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hedge school? Is that where hobbit children go?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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No it's where hedge fund managers go.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedge_school
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Hands-down the best version of this bit was from Animaniacs...

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You know it was an autistic immigration official who sunk the Titanic?

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They hit an ICE sperg.
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