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Old 10-01-2021, 09:55 PM   #621 (permalink)
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Or the pirate's parrot who was fed up hanging around Harlem...

Spoiler for Grawk!:
Polly want a cracker!
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Old 10-02-2021, 04:26 AM   #622 (permalink)
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The guy that invented the umbrella was gonna call it the brella.

[Spoiler]but he hesitated[/Spoiler]

not quite got that...
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Old 10-02-2021, 04:36 AM   #623 (permalink)
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What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?

[SPOILER]punchline[/SPOILER]

Hi.Cliff.....

noway can do that....

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Old 10-02-2021, 06:24 AM   #624 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DianneW View Post
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?

[SPOILER]punchline[/SPOILER]

Hi.Cliff.....

noway can do that....
Click the Go Advanced bar at the bottom right under the reply space.

Then click the SHOW/HIDE option at the upper right corner of the advanced reply space, above the Smiles box.

That will give you a spoiler.
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A middle class job sounds like a boring menu option at a brothel

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Old 10-02-2021, 03:20 PM   #625 (permalink)
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What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
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It gets toad!

thanks but no idea why not workeeee... goona now throw some bricks about..


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Old 10-02-2021, 03:35 PM   #626 (permalink)
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Or make sure you have something in quotes after the first spoiler tag, eg [spoiler="this is the answer"] then it should work. It needs something to be shown as text in order to display the spoiler tag, so you can't just put spoiler.



Example
Spoiler for why did the chicken not cross the road:
because it was his day off
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Old 10-03-2021, 03:07 AM   #627 (permalink)
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

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you can't



thanks you twos
now on the loose....
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Old 10-03-2021, 03:12 AM   #628 (permalink)
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I just went to an emotional Wedding?
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Even the Cake had Tiers

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Old 10-03-2021, 03:13 AM   #629 (permalink)
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What kind of Dogs Love Racing Cars?

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Lap Dogs

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Old 10-03-2021, 03:24 AM   #630 (permalink)
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It's inappropriate to make a 'Dad Joke' if your Not a Dad
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It's a Faux Pa


have got this now...
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