The Official Joke Thread

Trollheart · 10-01-2021, 08:55 PM

Or the pirate's parrot who was fed up hanging around Harlem...

Spoiler for Grawk!:

DianneW · 10-02-2021, 03:26 AM

The guy that invented the umbrella was gonna call it the brella.

[Spoiler]but he hesitated[/Spoiler]

not quite got that...

DianneW · 10-02-2021, 03:36 AM

What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?

[SPOILER]punchline[/SPOILER]

Hi.Cliff.....

noway can do that....

Psy-Fi · 10-02-2021, 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DianneW

What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?

[SPOILER]punchline[/SPOILER]

Hi.Cliff.....

noway can do that....

Click the Go Advanced bar at the bottom right under the reply space.

Then click the SHOW/HIDE option at the upper right corner of the advanced reply space, above the Smiles box.

That will give you a spoiler.

DianneW · 10-02-2021, 02:20 PM

What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
spoiler alert....

It gets toad!

thanks but no idea why not workeeee... goona now throw some bricks about..

Trollheart · 10-02-2021, 02:35 PM

Or make sure you have something in quotes after the first spoiler tag, eg [spoiler="this is the answer"] then it should work. It needs something to be shown as text in order to display the spoiler tag, so you can't just put spoiler.

Example

Spoiler for why did the chicken not cross the road:

DianneW · 10-03-2021, 02:07 AM

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

Spoiler for answer:

thanks you twos
now on the loose....

DianneW · 10-03-2021, 02:12 AM

I just went to an emotional Wedding?

Spoiler for answer:

DianneW · 10-03-2021, 02:13 AM

What kind of Dogs Love Racing Cars?

Spoiler for answer:

DianneW · 10-03-2021, 02:24 AM

It's inappropriate to make a 'Dad Joke' if your Not a Dad

Spoiler for answer:

have got this now...

10-01-2021, 08:55 PM	#621 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	Or the pirate's parrot who was fed up hanging around Harlem... Spoiler for Grawk!: Polly want a cracker! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

10-02-2021, 03:36 AM	#623 (permalink)
DianneW Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2021 Location: S W France S. Deux Sevres Posts: 1,161	What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain? [SPOILER]punchline[/SPOILER] Hi.Cliff..... noway can do that.... Last edited by DianneW; 10-02-2021 at 03:43 AM.

10-02-2021, 02:20 PM	#625 (permalink)
DianneW Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2021 Location: S W France S. Deux Sevres Posts: 1,161	What happens when a frog's car breaks down? spoiler alert.... It gets toad! thanks but no idea why not workeeee... goona now throw some bricks about.. Last edited by DianneW; 10-02-2021 at 02:40 PM.

10-02-2021, 02:35 PM	#626 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	Or make sure you have something in quotes after the first spoiler tag, eg [spoiler="this is the answer"] then it should work. It needs something to be shown as text in order to display the spoiler tag, so you can't just put spoiler. Example Spoiler for why did the chicken not cross the road: because it was his day off __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

10-03-2021, 02:07 AM	#627 (permalink)
DianneW Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2021 Location: S W France S. Deux Sevres Posts: 1,161	What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? Spoiler for answer: you can't thanks you twos now on the loose....

10-02-2021, 03:26 AM	#622 (permalink)
DianneW Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2021 Location: S W France S. Deux Sevres Posts: 1,161	The guy that invented the umbrella was gonna call it the brella. [Spoiler]but he hesitated[/Spoiler] not quite got that...

10-03-2021, 02:12 AM	#628 (permalink)
DianneW Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2021 Location: S W France S. Deux Sevres Posts: 1,161	I just went to an emotional Wedding? Spoiler for answer: Even the Cake had Tiers Last edited by DianneW; 10-03-2021 at 02:18 AM.

10-03-2021, 02:13 AM	#629 (permalink)
DianneW Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2021 Location: S W France S. Deux Sevres Posts: 1,161	What kind of Dogs Love Racing Cars? Spoiler for answer: Lap Dogs Last edited by DianneW; 10-03-2021 at 02:19 AM.

10-03-2021, 02:24 AM	#630 (permalink)
DianneW Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2021 Location: S W France S. Deux Sevres Posts: 1,161	It's inappropriate to make a 'Dad Joke' if your Not a Dad Spoiler for answer: It's a Faux Pa have got this now...