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Old 03-16-2010, 04:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 03-16-2010, 05:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck.".
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Old 03-16-2010, 06:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hahahahahahaha, holy fucking shit. That's some good stuff.
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Old 03-17-2010, 10:54 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 03-17-2010, 11:09 AM   #5 (permalink)
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This is fucked. Pretty funny too though I have to admit.
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Old 03-17-2010, 11:34 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Why doesn't it mention how the cops face was at **** level? It just says he was sitting on the couch, and all the sudden he got up and was standing over her? She just wanted to take a seat or this dude was really tall?
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Why doesn't it mention how the cops face was at **** level? It just says he was sitting on the couch, and all the sudden he got up and was standing over her? She just wanted to take a seat or this dude was really tall?
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Old 03-17-2010, 12:05 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I guess I just wouldn't consider getting to one's feet standing on a couch. It would warrant the extra detail imo.
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Old 03-17-2010, 12:44 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I wonder if how hard or flaccid he was will affect the charge & subsequent sentence.

I mean how do you assault someone with something soft & floppy of that size.
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woww .. thats ****ing crazy..
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