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05-11-2010, 05:19 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: The Conn
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Original text:
"There isn't much that I feel I need A solid soul and the blood I bleed But with a little girl, and by my spouse, I only want a proper house " ...25 translations later we get: "Life is hard in the blood, blood, my friend, now my wife and I are a good start" |
05-11-2010, 07:02 PM | #14 (permalink) |
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Original text:
"When I was younger I was sad because I didn't have any gloves. Then I met a man who didn't have any hands." ...54 translations later we get: "Children do not so much. People came together after the gun." |
05-11-2010, 07:05 PM | #15 (permalink) |
Blue Bleezin' Blind Drunk
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: The land of the largest wine glass (aka Lebanon)
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That's surprisingly deep.
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05-11-2010, 07:11 PM | #16 (permalink) |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Metro Detroit, MI
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Original text: "I like video games and sex."
After 25 translations: "I like sex games" And after the max: "I want to sex toys"
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So here's to living life miserable.
And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle. |
05-11-2010, 09:41 PM | #17 (permalink) | |
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Knoxville/Nashville, TN, USA, NA, E, S, LC, MW, Known Universe
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"the flaming lips" translated 25 times is "oral poetry".
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05-13-2010, 11:55 PM | #20 (permalink) | |
Phuck Yer Thoughts Cult
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Austin & Amsterdam
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Original text:
I am ready to have sex with your daughter. Half-way through translations: I sleep with him. Max translations: He sorry.
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