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Old 05-11-2010, 05:19 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Original text:

"There isn't much that I feel I need A solid soul and the blood I bleed But with a little girl, and by my spouse, I only want a proper house "

...25 translations later we get:

"Life is hard in the blood, blood, my friend, now my wife and I are a good start"
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Old 05-11-2010, 05:23 PM   #12 (permalink)
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"I love you."

...54 translations later we get:

"In love"


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Old 05-11-2010, 06:32 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Original text:
"I had a stressful day of work today but now I am home relaxing."

54 translations later we get:
"Deplore the treatment of many home users."

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Old 05-11-2010, 07:02 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Original text:

"When I was younger I was sad because I didn't have any gloves. Then I met a man who didn't have any hands."

...54 translations later we get:

"Children do not so much. People came together after the gun."
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Old 05-11-2010, 07:05 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Original text:

"When I was younger I was sad because I didn't have any gloves. Then I met a man who didn't have any hands."

...54 translations later we get:

"Children do not so much. People came together after the gun."
That's surprisingly deep.
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Old 05-11-2010, 07:11 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Original text: "I like video games and sex."

After 25 translations: "I like sex games"

And after the max: "I want to sex toys"
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Old 05-11-2010, 09:41 PM   #17 (permalink)
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"the flaming lips" translated 25 times is "oral poetry".
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Old 05-12-2010, 02:08 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2010, 07:24 PM   #19 (permalink)
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"LOL" translates to "Interesting spam."

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Old 05-13-2010, 11:55 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Original text:
I am ready to have sex with your daughter.

Half-way through translations:
I sleep with him.

Max translations:
He sorry.
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I love the Nicki Minaj hip hop music albums.I listen all song of Pink Friday album.I like the songs in album.She is sing the song very nicely.I don't think any song is bad in PINK FRIDAY album all songs are listenable.This is the best pop album of year.I think this album is rock man.
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