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Dwindhym 08-24-2010 06:28 AM

DREAMS DO COME TRUE!

My lady would die.

Totally worth the pain.

TheBig3 08-24-2010 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tore (Post 915830)
This is because the duck's penis has a different origin from our own. By that, I mean that with dogs, we have a common ancestor who had a penis and it evolved a little differently in the line that would become dogs than it did in the line that would give rise to humans .. But the penis of the duck is something completely different.

Birds only have one hole down there, the cloaca, where everything happens. **** comes out of it, eggs come out of it and sperm has to come in/out of it. Most male birds are able to portrude their cloacas so that they can penetrate the females with it while geese and duck males have evolved this penis that they use. I guess it's evolutionary origin is the cloaca, so it's a portrution evolved from the intestinal wall near the hole or something like that.

edit :


I was thinking about this today at work. Is it odd to anyone that a duck's shlong has a largely similar function to the vagina?

Zaqarbal 08-24-2010 05:27 PM

We haven't talked about phallic architecture. If penises were ugly, architects wouldn't design buildings inspired by them, right?



From left to right:
- Tower of Pisa, unknown architect (probably Diotisalvi).
- 30 St Mary Axe in London, by Norman Foster.
- Agbar Tower in Barcelona, by Jean Nouvel.

TumorAttitude 08-24-2010 06:50 PM

No lie, the whale penis is my cellphone wallpaper.......

TheBig3 08-24-2010 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zaqarbal (Post 922485)
We haven't talked about phallic architecture. If penises were ugly, architects wouldn't design buildings inspired by them, right?



From left to right:
- Tower of Pisa, unknown architect (probably Diotisalvi).
- 30 St Mary Axe in London, by Norman Foster.
- Agbar Tower in Barcelona, by Jean Nouvel.


...have you seen a penis before?

TumorAttitude 08-24-2010 08:13 PM

The Vietnam memorial was designed by a woman and is shaped like a V.......that doesn't make it a vagina.

Laces Out Dan! 08-24-2010 08:28 PM

http://feer.wsj.com/tales/wp-content...7/09/penis.jpg

Zaqarbal 08-24-2010 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog (Post 922538)
...have you seen a penis before?

I haven't said anything new. The expression "phallic architecture" already exists. And regarding 30 St Mary Axe:

BBC News | UK | 'Erotic gherkin' for London skyline
Foster’s “Towering Innuendo” is a Big, Eco-Friendly Hit.
Cloud-capped towers | Spectator, The | Find Articles at BNET

About Agbar Tower, the architect (Jean Nouvel) himself said in an interview:

Quote:

- Agbar Tower is called "The Suppository". What do you think?

- Obvious! But I am sure that its phallic feature will be diluted when finished. The tower will be
characterized by a big vibration of light. Lovers of mottoes will find another name, that's for sure.

Merkaba 08-28-2010 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog (Post 922538)
...have you seen a penis before?

Gotta be a no, but not a draw in the house without a vibrator at the front;)

TheBig3 08-28-2010 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merkaba (Post 923897)
Gotta be a no, but not a draw in the house without a vibrator at the front;)

Ha, right? Penis, according to those photos, now is equatable with "tube."


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