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Zaqarbal 08-28-2010 09:53 AM

Foster and Nouvel's erections are urban and postmodern, but if you prefer something rustic and ancient, visit Capadocia (Turkey):


TheBig3 08-28-2010 10:00 AM

Sure, I'm not arguing that architecture didn't have phallic symbolism behind it. I just questioned the original postings.

Furthermore, I don't know that we should go so far as to assume these ancient males were so in love with themselves they erected monuments to their own phallic. Biology has a strange way of moving towards the most efficient.

What they could built, and what was best for the weather may have been penis shaped. Mushroom houses, which aren't so dissimilar are actually structurally fairly sound and require less geometry.

Consolator 08-29-2010 01:39 AM

I think I've been scarred after seeing some of those pictures.

I don't think penises are ugly (well, I know, biased as hell) but I do think some are humorous looking. Part of that probably stems from when men (myself included) name their ****s. I've even seen men go as far as to talk to their ****s in public.

Sansa Stark 08-29-2010 01:46 AM

I thought women usually name a man's dong

Consolator 08-29-2010 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 924148)
I thought women usually name a man's dong

Well, among my friends that are gay men, they do the naming..

Janszoon 08-29-2010 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Zaqarbal (Post 922569)
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Agbar Tower is called "The Suppository". What do you think?

Though I do agree it looks like a suppository, a suppository and a phallus are not the same thing.

TumorAttitude 08-29-2010 09:00 AM

In the Judy Blume book "Forever", the boyfriend's penis was named Ralph.....
Every time I meet someone named Ralph, I just laugh.

Zaqarbal 08-29-2010 06:13 PM

There's a comedy movie (from the 80's, I think) in which a guy talks with his penis. But I can't remember the title now.

chiron 08-30-2010 05:06 AM

Mine is pretty ugly but its got more self esteem than me.

Dr_Rez 08-30-2010 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by chiron (Post 924491)
Mine is pretty ugly but its got more self esteem than me.

Hey be nice to yourself. Im sure you have a killer dork that just waiting to be unleashed.


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