Do You Piss in the Shower?

Dr_Rez · 01-24-2011, 07:41 PM

Some girl I used to go to high school with went into the bathroom and smeared her crap (I hope it was hers) all over the mirror and preceded to write her name and her friends name and then take pictures of it and walk out.

Howard the Duck · 01-24-2011, 08:59 PM

there's this literally **** artist in Belgium whom I'm quite a fan of

Paedantic Basterd · 01-24-2011, 09:57 PM

VANILLA ****S IN THE SHOWER highfives

01-25-2011, 07:39 PM

I never wash my hands after I piss. I don't really think about it to be honest. Come to think of it, I never wash my hands period. My immune system kicks ass though, I never get sick. But I probably put myself at such a risk with germs on a daily basis and don't even realize it

Howard the Duck · 01-25-2011, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty

I never wash my hands after I piss. I don't really think about it to be honest. Come to think of it, I never wash my hands period. My immune system kicks ass though, I never get sick. But I probably put myself at such a risk with germs on a daily basis and don't even realize it

i don't even wash my hands after I have washed my a$$ after a crap (we use water bidets here)

Dr_Rez · 01-25-2011, 07:59 PM

I would expect no less from you dirty.

01-25-2011, 08:13 PM

Dirty. GET IT?

Hank The Drifter · 01-25-2011, 11:31 PM

I take really long showers most of the time. A hot shower is just so relaxing, you know? Yeah, I absolutely piss in the shower. I'm only sixteen and I already notice my bladder is slowly going away. Sometimes after I piss in the toilet and then walk over to the sink and turn it on to wash my hands I end up pissing a little more right on myself. Sad, sad, stuff. Its like my bladder has Hutchinson-Gilford syndrome.

s_k · 01-26-2011, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank The Drifter

I take really long showers most of the time. A hot shower is just so relaxing, you know?

I know. So do I. Long hair helps making your shower take little longer, too.
And it's relaxing. And it's a practical place to practice certain... stuff.
Can take up some time too

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Why not? People piss everywhere else.

You know that it's actually legal to piss outside of a village here?
We live just outside our own village. It's legal to piss in our street.
Please don't.

The Batlord · 01-27-2011, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by s_k

I know. So do I. Long hair helps making your shower take little longer, too.
And it's relaxing. And it's a practical place to practice certain... stuff.
Can take up some time too

How can you beat your **** in the shower? I just can't do it while standing up. After a few minutes I just get light headed. Of course if you can pull it off (rimshot) it rules.

View Poll Results: Do you piss in the shower?
Yes	43	43.43%
No	23	23.23%
Sometimes	22	22.22%
I pee in the sink.	2	2.02%
No, but I crap in the shower	3	3.03%
No, but I bathe in the toilet	3	3.03%
I use the shower exclusively for cleaning my anal beads	3	3.03%
Voters: 99. You may not vote on this poll

01-24-2011, 07:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,375	Some girl I used to go to high school with went into the bathroom and smeared her crap (I hope it was hers) all over the mirror and preceded to write her name and her friends name and then take pictures of it and walk out. __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

01-25-2011, 07:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,375	I would expect no less from you dirty. __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

01-25-2011, 11:31 PM	#8 (permalink)
Hank The Drifter Take it easy, but take it Join Date: May 2010 Location: Georgia Posts: 213	I take really long showers most of the time. A hot shower is just so relaxing, you know? Yeah, I absolutely piss in the shower. I'm only sixteen and I already notice my bladder is slowly going away. Sometimes after I piss in the toilet and then walk over to the sink and turn it on to wash my hands I end up pissing a little more right on myself. Sad, sad, stuff. Its like my bladder has Hutchinson-Gilford syndrome. __________________ “If a song can't be written in 20 minutes, it ain't worth writing.” - Hank Williams

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01-24-2011, 08:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
Howard the Duck Live by the Sword Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Posts: 9,075	there's this literally **** artist in Belgium whom I'm quite a fan of

01-24-2011, 09:57 PM	#3 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	VANILLA ****S IN THE SHOWER highfives

01-25-2011, 07:39 PM	#4 (permalink)
Dirty Guest Posts: n/a	I never wash my hands after I piss. I don't really think about it to be honest. Come to think of it, I never wash my hands period. My immune system kicks ass though, I never get sick. But I probably put myself at such a risk with germs on a daily basis and don't even realize it

01-25-2011, 08:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
someonecompletelyrandom Guest Posts: n/a	Dirty. GET IT?