Do You Piss in the Shower?

~~The Virgin~~ · 06-09-2011, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Il Duce

yeah, you use all that equipment for "pouring water INTO oneself"?

yes. huh, can't believe i'm even riding to this. here's the step fyi:

1) place the balde below the gripo
2) open the gripo then let the water flow down to the balde
3) after it's fully filled up, close the gripo
4) using the tabo, scoop the water from the balde
5) then pour the water from the tabo into your body
6) it's up to you what you wanna do next. (apply shampoo or soap)

El Duce, that is how you take a bath in the Philippines.

Bloozcrooz · 06-09-2011, 01:21 AM

Yeah EL Duce

charles joseph · 06-09-2011, 01:25 AM

That is a great question!

Freebase Dali · 06-09-2011, 01:45 AM

We clearly have a disparity between the Filipino translation of "into" and "onto"... but goddamn that shit is funny, regardless.

djchameleon · 06-09-2011, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

We clearly have a disparity between the Filipino translation of "into" and "onto"... but goddamn that shit is funny, regardless.

yeah, he probably didn't get that difference. Maybe he's not doing too well in his English course

Howard the Duck · 06-09-2011, 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin

Yeah EL Duce

b-b-b-b-but Courtney killed Kurt

I swear on my grave

captaincaptain · 06-09-2011, 07:36 AM

Onto is for the bath, into is for the enema...multi purpose tool.

~~The Virgin~~ · 06-10-2011, 04:32 AM

I'm so sorry that I'm not an American, i didn't get to check the difference between 'into' and 'unto'. But it's already understandable. Pouring into the body? Anyone can picture a person pouring a water in to the skin of your body as in when the rain falls into your body.

And no Djchameleon, I did not suck in my english course. in fact, i got good grades and excellent gramatical and pronouncition skills in english. but not so much with the spelling thus the error of the into and unto.

The Batlord · 06-10-2011, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Virgin

yes. huh, can't believe i'm even riding to this. here's the step fyi:

1) place the balde below the gripo
2) open the gripo then let the water flow down to the balde
3) after it's fully filled up, close the gripo
4) using the tabo, scoop the water from the balde
5) then pour the water from the tabo into your body
6) it's up to you what you wanna do next. (apply shampoo or soap)

El Duce, that is how you take a bath in the Philippines.

So you don't have a shower, but you have internet access and anime? Me thinks that I'm just feeding the troll.

~~The Virgin~~ · 06-10-2011, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

So you don't have a shower, but you have internet access and anime? Me thinks that I'm just feeding the troll.

does it ever occur to you that where i'm working at might have a computer and an internet access?
owning a shower is not a requirement to have internet access.
and besides, i believe it's already been listed as a basic human rights to have internet access, isn't it?

View Poll Results: Do you piss in the shower?
Yes	43	43.43%
No	23	23.23%
Sometimes	22	22.22%
I pee in the sink.	2	2.02%
No, but I crap in the shower	3	3.03%
No, but I bathe in the toilet	3	3.03%
I use the shower exclusively for cleaning my anal beads	3	3.03%
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06-09-2011, 01:25 AM	#273 (permalink)
charles joseph Groupie Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Brooklyn NY Posts: 0	Ha ha That is a great question!

06-09-2011, 07:36 AM	#277 (permalink)
captaincaptain I Am Become Death Metal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Stankonia Posts: 695	Onto is for the bath, into is for the enema...multi purpose tool. __________________ LAST.FM RYM

06-09-2011, 01:45 AM	#274 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	We clearly have a disparity between the Filipino translation of "into" and "onto"... but goddamn that shit is funny, regardless.

06-10-2011, 04:32 AM	#278 (permalink)
~~The Virgin~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Cebu, Philippines Posts: 677	I'm so sorry that I'm not an American, i didn't get to check the difference between 'into' and 'unto'. But it's already understandable. Pouring into the body? Anyone can picture a person pouring a water in to the skin of your body as in when the rain falls into your body. And no Djchameleon, I did not suck in my english course. in fact, i got good grades and excellent gramatical and pronouncition skills in english. but not so much with the spelling thus the error of the into and unto.