Do You Piss in the Shower?

TockTockTock · 01-24-2011, 07:28 PM

I have no idea why I keep coming back to read these comments. They just keep getting nastier and nastier...

2 votes for crapping in sink... wonderful.

CanwllCorfe · 01-24-2011, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

so fucking nasty...wash your damn hands after you pee people!

I mainly wash them for the fact that I'm touching doorknobs, hand railings, and money. I have full faith in the fact that my penis is more clean than my hands.

Answering the poll, yes! Yes I do. Not always, but when I need to I just go. It's not disgusting at all! You're literally standing over a drain. If you were taking a bath however..

djchameleon · 01-25-2011, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by CanwllCorfe

I mainly wash them for the fact that I'm touching doorknobs, hand railings, and money. I have full faith in the fact that my penis is more clean than my hands.

Answering the poll, yes! Yes I do. Not always, but when I need to I just go. It's not disgusting at all! You're literally standing over a drain. If you were taking a bath however..

When people say that...i'm like don't you flush after you pee? just by touching the handle to the toilet warrants you to wash your hands.

**Janszoon** · 01-25-2011, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

When people say that...i'm like don't you flush after you pee? just by touching the handle to the toilet warrants you to wash your hands.

There are a lot of those auto-flush urinals around these days. Just sayin'.

CanwllCorfe · 01-25-2011, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

When people say that...i'm like don't you flush after you pee? just by touching the handle to the toilet warrants you to wash your hands.

Well of course! That goes with the first part of what I said. Reasons like touching handles, knobs, etc. are why I wash my hands.

s_k · 01-25-2011, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

so fucking nasty...wash your damn hands after you pee people!

I keep wondering, what do people do first.
Use the toilet spray or wash their hands?
I'm never sure if I should use the spray first or wash my hands first

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So whenever i'm not on my own toilet I wash my hands, spray and wash my hands

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01-23-2011, 07:47 PM

He could pee in it too?

Dr.Seussicide · 01-23-2011, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan

He could pee in it too?

Then he'd out the fire...

Freebase Dali · 01-23-2011, 07:49 PM

Dude it sucks. But it's less about the quality of the building itself, and more about the quality of the people shitting, or making any of the loud & inconsiderate noises they make. I mean.. I don't hear the sound turds make when they hit the water or anything... But I hear the sounds those people make.

It's worse with the neighbors downstairs. They have what I'm assuming is an autistic kid or something, is about 5 years old, who does nothing but scream and constantly talk loudly without using words, only squeals. The mom bathes him in their bathroom, which is directly under mine, and he uses this opportunity to bang against the tub and flail around, screaming. Meanwhile, the mother seems to be encouraging him by sounding like she's doing the same. They're Indian, and she doesn't speak English, and she has a really high pitched voice. Sometimes I can't distinguish between the kid and the mom, and it has nothing to do with the FUCKING FLOOR SEPARATING THE TWO APARTMENTS... seriously.

Or the neighbor behind me who's black enough to really enjoy loud bass, but white enough for it to be cheesy bass lines... Yea, she apparently decided to put her SUBWOOFER against the wall directly where my head is when I'm sleeping. Fortunately she only plays music on special occasions, but those occasions invariably take place when I'm sleeping.

Heh.. I should have put this in the bitch box, maybe.

**Janszoon** · 01-23-2011, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Dude it sucks. But it's less about the quality of the building itself, and more about the quality of the people shitting, or making any of the loud & inconsiderate noises they make. I mean.. I don't hear the sound turds make when they hit the water or anything... But I hear the sounds those people make.

It's worse with the neighbors downstairs. They have what I'm assuming is an autistic kid or something, is about 5 years old, who does nothing but scream and constantly talk loudly without using words, only squeals. The mom bathes him in their bathroom, which is directly under mine, and he uses this opportunity to bang against the tub and flail around, screaming. Meanwhile, the mother seems to be encouraging him by sounding like she's doing the same. They're Indian, and she doesn't speak English, and she has a really high pitched voice. Sometimes I can't distinguish between the kid and the mom, and it has nothing to do with the FUCKING FLOOR SEPARATING THE TWO APARTMENTS... seriously.

Or the neighbor behind me who's black enough to really enjoy loud bass, but white enough for it to be cheesy bass lines... Yea, she apparently decided to put her SUBWOOFER against the wall directly where my head is when I'm sleeping. Fortunately she only plays music on special occasions, but those occasions invariably take place when I'm sleeping.

Heh.. I should have put this in the bitch box, maybe.

Sounds horrible.

The subwoofer part reminds me of my last apartment. At that place the wall of my bedroom where the head of my bed was was also my neighbors living room wall. The dude was a trumpet player who worked evenings and when he got home at around one o'clock in the morning he'd practice a little free jazz on the old horn a couple feet from my head.

View Poll Results: Do you piss in the shower?
Yes	43	43.43%
No	23	23.23%
Sometimes	22	22.22%
I pee in the sink.	2	2.02%
No, but I crap in the shower	3	3.03%
No, but I bathe in the toilet	3	3.03%
I use the shower exclusively for cleaning my anal beads	3	3.03%
Voters: 99. You may not vote on this poll

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01-24-2011, 07:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
TockTockTock They/Them Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 1,914	I have no idea why I keep coming back to read these comments. They just keep getting nastier and nastier... 2 votes for crapping in sink... wonderful.

01-23-2011, 07:47 PM	#7 (permalink)
someonecompletelyrandom Guest Posts: n/a	He could pee in it too?

01-23-2011, 07:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Dude it sucks. But it's less about the quality of the building itself, and more about the quality of the people shitting, or making any of the loud & inconsiderate noises they make. I mean.. I don't hear the sound turds make when they hit the water or anything... But I hear the sounds those people make. It's worse with the neighbors downstairs. They have what I'm assuming is an autistic kid or something, is about 5 years old, who does nothing but scream and constantly talk loudly without using words, only squeals. The mom bathes him in their bathroom, which is directly under mine, and he uses this opportunity to bang against the tub and flail around, screaming. Meanwhile, the mother seems to be encouraging him by sounding like she's doing the same. They're Indian, and she doesn't speak English, and she has a really high pitched voice. Sometimes I can't distinguish between the kid and the mom, and it has nothing to do with the FUCKING FLOOR SEPARATING THE TWO APARTMENTS... seriously. Or the neighbor behind me who's black enough to really enjoy loud bass, but white enough for it to be cheesy bass lines... Yea, she apparently decided to put her SUBWOOFER against the wall directly where my head is when I'm sleeping. Fortunately she only plays music on special occasions, but those occasions invariably take place when I'm sleeping. Heh.. I should have put this in the bitch box, maybe.