Do You Piss in the Shower?

Howard the Duck · 01-23-2011, 07:55 PM

when I was a kid, I was in a restaurant having a heavy dinner, I opted not to use their toilet when I had to go

on the way home, I shat all over the car seat

Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra · 01-23-2011, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Il Duce

when I was a kid, I was in a restaurant having a heavy dinner, I opted not to use their toilet when I had to go

on the way home, I shat all over the car seat

Wah... NO, I'm not coming back to this thread.

Dr.Seussicide · 01-23-2011, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Il Duce

when I was a kid, I was in a restaurant having a heavy dinner, I opted not to use their toilet when I had to go

on the way home, I shat all over the car seat

You've said the nastiest shit so far in this thread.

Freebase Dali · 01-23-2011, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide

You've said the nastiest shit so far in this thread.

That reminds me of a story a friend recently told me.
He and his girl have a baby who's about a year or so old, and he described to me his first experience of a baby discovering how to open his diaper after a nice hefty dose of diarrhea had been deposited, and spread it all over himself, his surroundings, and even in his mouth.

They found dried shit in insane places for days afterward. Ever found diarrhea behind a small rip in wallpaper? They did. How about underneath a toenail? They did.

Babies. The nastiest shit so far, anywhere.

Dr.Seussicide · 01-23-2011, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

That reminds me of a story a friend recently told me.
He and his girl have a baby who's about a year or so old, and he described to me his first experience of a baby discovering how to open his diaper after a nice hefty dose of diarrhea had been deposited, and spread it all over himself, his surroundings, and even in his mouth.

They found dried shit in insane places for days afterward. Ever found diarrhea behind a small rip in wallpaper? They did. How about underneath a toenail? They did.

Babies. The nastiest shit so far, anywhere.

That's. Fucking disgusting.

And by far the shittiest story I've ever heard.

But the bottom line is, shit should never be found in orifices =|

View Poll Results: Do you piss in the shower?
Yes	43	43.43%
No	23	23.23%
Sometimes	22	22.22%
I pee in the sink.	2	2.02%
No, but I crap in the shower	3	3.03%
No, but I bathe in the toilet	3	3.03%
I use the shower exclusively for cleaning my anal beads	3	3.03%
Voters: 99. You may not vote on this poll

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Switch to Linear Mode Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

01-23-2011, 07:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
Howard the Duck Live by the Sword Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Posts: 9,075	when I was a kid, I was in a restaurant having a heavy dinner, I opted not to use their toilet when I had to go on the way home, I shat all over the car seat