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TheCunningStunt 02-20-2011 08:42 PM

3 facts and 1 lie about yourself
 
I earn £125k a year.

I have a supermodel girlfriend.

I have been told I have an extremely large penis.

I'm not a compulsive liar.

GO!

Batty 02-20-2011 09:28 PM

I have a Mazda 3 Maxx Sport in Aurora Blue
I have a Mazda 3 SP23 in Aurora Blue
I have a Mitsubishi Lancer in White
I have a Mazda 3 MPS in Aurora Blue

Which one is the lie?

Bloozcrooz 02-20-2011 09:33 PM

  • im awesome
  • im awesomer
  • im awesomest
im supercallafragilistafreakinawesome!!

PurpleWolf 02-20-2011 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 1008342)
I earn £125k a year.

I have a supermodel girlfriend.

I have been told I have an extremely large penis.

I'm not a compulsive liar.

Option A) earning 125k

GO!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty (Post 1008366)
I have a Mazda 3 Maxx Sport in Aurora Blue
I have a Mazda 3 SP23 in Aurora Blue
I have a Mitsubishi Lancer in White
I have a Mazda 3 MPS in Aurora Blue

Which one is the lie?

I feel you are trying to be clever here and its one of the Mazda ones but I could easily argue that you being simple >_>
I say you are lying about the Mazda Maxx Sport in Aurora Blue.

Mine:

I am physically Male.

I am physically Female.

I get paid $5 an hour.

I listen to music.

TheCunningStunt 02-20-2011 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurpleWolf (Post 1008373)
am physically Male.

I am physically Female.

I get paid $5 an hour.

I listen to music.

Lie

ThePhanastasio 02-20-2011 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 1008342)
I earn £125k a year.

I have a supermodel girlfriend.

I have been told I have an extremely large penis.

I'm not a compulsive liar.

GO!

Supermodel girlfriend? I really don't know. I feel like if it was the third thing, there's no way you'd post that as the lie.

***

I have acted onstage for more combined performances in parts intended for men than I have in parts intended for women.

I've watched every season of American Idol.

I once informed the bassist for Phish (Mike Gordon) that I could see his junk.

I have a tattoo.

TheCunningStunt 02-20-2011 10:10 PM

The lie was "I'm not a compulsive liar.", which would mean I actually am a compulsive liar and render the first three "facts" lies.

Bloozcrooz 02-20-2011 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 1008382)
The lie was "I'm not a compulsive liar.", which would mean I actually am a compulsive liar and render the first three "facts" lies.

http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/a.../Surprised.gif

captaincaptain 02-20-2011 10:28 PM

I've had 2 kids

I've had 2 rhinoplasties

I've had 2 testicles

I have too much time on my hands.

Mrd00d 02-21-2011 02:28 AM

I've worked for a timeshare company
I was a test-tube baby
I've grown cannabis
I didn't go to college

PurpleWolf 02-21-2011 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 1008374)
Quote:

Originally Posted by PurpleWolf (Post 1008373)
Mine:

I am physically Male.

I am physically Female.

I get paid $5 an hour.

I listen to music.



Lie

Wrong.
Do you guess again or do I tell you the correct answer now?

Also people posting their facts/lie should at least answer the person above them and, if they want, answer someone else.

Mrd00d 02-21-2011 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurpleWolf (Post 1008471)
Wrong.
Do you guess again or do I tell you the correct answer now?

Also people posting their facts/lie should at least answer the person above them and, if they want, answer someone else.

Perhaps you make a wee bit more than 5 dollars an hour?

Mrd00d 02-21-2011 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio (Post 1008377)
Supermodel girlfriend? I really don't know. I feel like if it was the third thing, there's no way you'd post that as the lie.

***

I have acted onstage for more combined performances in parts intended for men than I have in parts intended for women.

I've watched every season of American Idol.

I once informed the bassist for Phish (Mike Gordon) that I could see his junk.

I have a tattoo.

You don't watch american idol! do you?

PurpleWolf 02-21-2011 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captaincaptain (Post 1008389)
I've had 2 kids

I've had 2 rhinoplasties

I've had 2 testicles

I have too much time on my hands.

2 testicles.
I don't know you guys well enough for this hehehe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrd00d (Post 1008457)
I've worked for a timeshare company
I was a test-tube baby
I've grown cannabis
I didn't go to college

Test tube baby seems most likely here.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrd00d (Post 1008478)
Perhaps you make a wee bit more than 5 dollars an hour?

I ... no, exactly $5 an hour for a full time job, 40 hours =\
Its more than $0 an hour!!
Doesn't leave you with much other alternatives then, shouldn't be too hard to get now :P

Howard the Duck 02-21-2011 06:49 AM

i've been to Singapore
i've been to Bangkok
i've been to London
i've never been to me

djchameleon 02-21-2011 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1008504)
i've been to Singapore
i've been to Bangkok
i've been to London
i've never been to me

Either Bangkok or been to you which you should've been to you since you are everywhere you go.

Kaimon 02-21-2011 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurpleWolf (Post 1008471)
Wrong.
Do you guess again or do I tell you the correct answer now?

Also people posting their facts/lie should at least answer the person above them and, if they want, answer someone else.

...Isn't the answer obviously you're not physically female then?

Unless you're, like, a hybrid.

ThePhanastasio 02-21-2011 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrd00d (Post 1008479)
You don't watch american idol! do you?

Haha, that was the lie! Although I have seen every season since season 4 (it's one of the shows I go to my mom's to watch with her, along with Cupcake Wars, Modern Family, and University of Kentucky basketball games) so it was kind of a trick question.

Janszoon 02-21-2011 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrd00d (Post 1008457)
I've worked for a timeshare company
I was a test-tube baby
I've grown cannabis
I didn't go to college

Lie

djchameleon 02-21-2011 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio (Post 1008546)
Haha, that was the lie! Although I have seen every season since season 4 (it's one of the shows I go to my mom's to watch with her, along with Cupcake Wars, Modern Family, and University of Kentucky basketball games) so it was kind of a trick question.

what do you have a tattoo of and where is the placement of it?

ThePhanastasio 02-21-2011 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurpleWolf (Post 1008493)
I ... no, exactly $5 an hour for a full time job, 40 hours =\
Its more than $0 an hour!!
Doesn't leave you with much other alternatives then, shouldn't be too hard to get now :P

$5 an hour?! If you're in America, no way is that legal. Federal minimum wage is $6-something, isn't it? Even back in 2006, I remember minimum wage being $5.15 an hour. So, if you're in the states, something illegal is going on.

djchameleon 02-21-2011 08:19 AM

Federal minimum wage is up to 7.25 now

Howard the Duck 02-21-2011 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1008507)
Either Bangkok or been to you which you should've been to you since you are everywhere you go.

i've been to myself in the sense I introspectively examine my own consciousness then and now

the rest are true

PurpleWolf 02-21-2011 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaimon (Post 1008543)
...Isn't the answer obviously you're not physically female then?

Unless you're, like, a hybrid.

I'm a guy, I hope I didn't surprise too many people ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio (Post 1008550)
$5 an hour?! If you're in America, no way is that legal. Federal minimum wage is $6-something, isn't it? Even back in 2006, I remember minimum wage being $5.15 an hour. So, if you're in the states, something illegal is going on.


I'm in Australia and the only reason I get paid so little is because the company I work for is low on money. They are trying to work their way around that so I get more.

djchameleon 02-21-2011 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurpleWolf (Post 1008561)
I'm a guy, I hope I didn't surprise too many people ;)


Finkle is Eihnhorn!

Eihnhorn is Finkle!
Moderator cut: image removed

Queen Boo 02-21-2011 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurpleWolf (Post 1008471)
Wrong.
Do you guess again or do I tell you the correct answer now?

Also people posting their facts/lie should at least answer the person above them and, if they want, answer someone else.

Intersex genitalia?

PurpleWolf 02-21-2011 09:03 AM

'Tis the truth, accept my loving word! :D

James 02-21-2011 09:06 AM

I speak fluent german
I once had a pet hamster named edward
I have listened to music before
I can't whistle

PurpleWolf 02-21-2011 09:16 AM

You have 3 there, you need 4.
3 truths, 1 lie.

TheBig3 02-21-2011 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 1008382)
The lie was "I'm not a compulsive liar.", which would mean I actually am a compulsive liar and render the first three "facts" lies.

...Uh, no. The parameters of the game don't change because you're a terrible person. If a pedophile writes this up, and one of his points is "Groping children is wrong" he can't just all of a sudden say that was the lie.

TheBig3 02-21-2011 09:51 AM

I've finished multiple triathlons.
I used to live in Sacramento.
I've tried coke at a model UN conference.
I didn't drink until I was 23.

GuitarBizarre 02-21-2011 10:16 AM

I play guitar like a mother****er
I think knee high socks on women are sexy
My favourite band ever is Led Zeppelin
I had a pet hamster named Sneggit-Sneggit WoopitybongEEK

Dotoar 02-21-2011 10:21 AM

I always lie.

I always lie.

I always lie.

I always lie.

Janszoon 02-21-2011 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3 (Post 1008577)
I've finished multiple triathlons.
I used to live in Sacramento.
I've tried coke at a model UN conference.
I didn't drink until I was 23.

Lie.

RVCA 02-21-2011 11:08 AM

I ride a unicycle
I ride a motorcycle
I ride a surfboard
I ride a skis (had to keep up with the theme)

djchameleon 02-21-2011 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre (Post 1008578)
I play guitar like a mother****er
I think knee high socks on women are sexy
My favourite band ever is Led Zeppelin
I had a pet hamster named Sneggit-Sneggit WoopitybongEEK

Lie

TheCunningStunt 02-21-2011 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3 (Post 1008575)
...Uh, no. The parameters of the game don't change because you're a terrible person. If a pedophile writes this up, and one of his points is "Groping children is wrong" he can't just all of a sudden say that was the lie.

My thread, you play by my rules baybee.

http://i1204.photobucket.com/albums/...f?t=1298321363

Sansa Stark 02-21-2011 02:29 PM

I was born with red hair

I still write in cursive

I wear jeans everyday

I know how to make balloon animals


gee mine are lame

RVCA 02-21-2011 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plum (Post 1008709)
I was born with red hair

I still write in cursive

I wear jeans everyday

I know how to make balloon animals


gee mine are lame

lies

Sansa Stark 02-21-2011 03:23 PM

winnar


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