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Old 02-20-2011, 08:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default 3 facts and 1 lie about yourself

I earn £125k a year.

I have a supermodel girlfriend.

I have been told I have an extremely large penis.

I'm not a compulsive liar.

GO!
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Old 02-20-2011, 09:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I have a Mazda 3 Maxx Sport in Aurora Blue
I have a Mazda 3 SP23 in Aurora Blue
I have a Mitsubishi Lancer in White
I have a Mazda 3 MPS in Aurora Blue

Which one is the lie?
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Old 02-20-2011, 09:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2011, 09:39 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I earn £125k a year.

I have a supermodel girlfriend.

I have been told I have an extremely large penis.

I'm not a compulsive liar.

Option A) earning 125k

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I have a Mazda 3 Maxx Sport in Aurora Blue
I have a Mazda 3 SP23 in Aurora Blue
I have a Mitsubishi Lancer in White
I have a Mazda 3 MPS in Aurora Blue

Which one is the lie?
I feel you are trying to be clever here and its one of the Mazda ones but I could easily argue that you being simple >_>
I say you are lying about the Mazda Maxx Sport in Aurora Blue.

Mine:

I am physically Male.

I am physically Female.

I get paid $5 an hour.

I listen to music.
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Old 02-20-2011, 09:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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am physically Male.

I am physically Female.

I get paid $5 an hour.

I listen to music.
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Old 02-20-2011, 09:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I earn £125k a year.

I have a supermodel girlfriend.

I have been told I have an extremely large penis.

I'm not a compulsive liar.

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Supermodel girlfriend? I really don't know. I feel like if it was the third thing, there's no way you'd post that as the lie.

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Old 02-20-2011, 10:10 PM   #7 (permalink)
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The lie was "I'm not a compulsive liar.", which would mean I actually am a compulsive liar and render the first three "facts" lies.
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Old 02-20-2011, 10:23 PM   #8 (permalink)
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The lie was "I'm not a compulsive liar.", which would mean I actually am a compulsive liar and render the first three "facts" lies.
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I've had 2 kids

I've had 2 rhinoplasties

I've had 2 testicles

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