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Old 04-09-2012, 02:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I'll go with you.
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Old 04-09-2012, 02:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Given that you are in Boston Masachusettes, and you probably arent a female Pearl Jam fan Im afraid not x
I really do mean this though, I need a kind lovely girl with an interest in grunge rock or Pearl Jam, in the UK, to enjoy the gig with, so Im not lonely the entire time.
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Old 04-09-2012, 02:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Given that you are in Boston Masachusettes, and you probably arent a female Pearl Jam fan Im afraid not x
I really do mean this though, I need a kind lovely girl with an interest in grunge rock or Pearl Jam, in the UK, to enjoy the gig with, so Im not lonely the entire time.
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Whats being in Boston got to do with this? And I don't expect you to get a lot of women if you accuse them of not being women. Jerk.
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Old 04-09-2012, 02:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Whats being in Boston got to do with this? And I don't expect you to get a lot of women if you accuse them of not being women. Jerk.
Tell him you put out on a first date, Brennan!

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I'll go with you.
He said a lovely girl not just any slut who wants a free meal. Take me instead. Ill impress your parents and make it worthwhile on the 3rd date.
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:57 AM   #6 (permalink)
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He said a lovely girl not just any slut who wants a free meal. Take me instead. Ill impress your parents and make it worthwhile on the 3rd date.
look, i can make it worthwhile on the 2nd, impress your parents, clean your room and cook your dinner

what else do you want? huh? huh? huh?

except take me to a Nirvana gig and not a Pearl Jam gig
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Old 04-10-2012, 10:49 AM   #7 (permalink)
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look, i can make it worthwhile on the 2nd, impress your parents, clean your room and cook your dinner

what else do you want? huh? huh? huh?

except take me to a Nirvana gig and not a Pearl Jam gig
Dude, you can't win with just yourself. I say we make a joint offer to give it up on the first date, and we clean his room...naked.
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Old 04-10-2012, 10:59 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Dude, you can't win with just yourself. I say we make a joint offer to give it up on the first date, and we clean his room...naked.
you mean like a Human Caterpillar sort of thing? or cross-country skiing?
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Old 04-10-2012, 11:08 AM   #9 (permalink)
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you mean like a Human Caterpillar sort of thing? or cross-country skiing?
Sounds filthy and disease prone. I'm in.
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Sounds filthy and disease prone. I'm in.
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