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Old 04-10-2012, 09:03 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Honey I still want to go! You don't mind that I'm a coke whore prostitute do you? I promise I'm still lovely, and if you pay me you can have whatever you like.

PM me if you are still keen!

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-10-2012, 11:57 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 04-10-2012, 11:59 AM   #23 (permalink)
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No, are you kidding me? If you asked me to take you there I'd never call again.
Our relationship is so complex.
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Old 04-10-2012, 12:07 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Some banging for afters?
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Old 04-10-2012, 12:11 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Some banging in the rafters?
I don't know why, but this made me laugh.
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Even better. If there's no banging in the rafters then I revoke my name.
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Old 04-10-2012, 12:17 PM   #27 (permalink)
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We'll need some kind of harness and a pulley system...and some glow in the dark condoms, just in case it's dark up in the rafters.
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:31 PM   #28 (permalink)
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We'll need some kind of harness and a pulley system...and some glow in the dark condoms, just in case it's dark up in the rafters.
Well, here's the condoms: Global Protection Corp.: Night Light Condoms
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:55 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I have a spare ticket, but I am taking Unchained Ballad.
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Old 04-10-2012, 02:20 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Even better. If there's no banging in the rafters then I revoke my name.
It actually sounds kind of romantic. In a dusty, roofy kind of way.
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