Since it's on subject, why the hell does anyone use a sock to wipe up? My rule of thumb is wipe, then throw it out. I've used a piece of paper before using a sock.

Go right into the sock mate.

Yeah it was on the inside of the sock.

Why is your boyfriend f*cking a sock instead of you?

I wasn't home, I spent the night at my parents house. So yeah, he had to take care of himself.

Also, his socks are extremely attractive.

I know. Using socks to whack off with just means I have to do laundry even more. And I prefer to wait until I'm on my last set of clothes before I do laundry. Tissues all the way.

I use my tongue, it's cheaper that way.

Do you get bonus points if you fill the socks with warm mashed potatoes?