Bavarian Creme Rags: Socks vs. Tissues

midnight rain · 05-13-2012, 06:15 PM

Since it's on subject, why the hell does anyone use a sock to wipe up? My rule of thumb is wipe, then throw it out. I've used a piece of paper before using a sock.

**Goofle** · 05-13-2012, 06:49 PM

Go right into the sock mate.

Burning Down · 05-13-2012, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuna

Since it's on subject, why the hell does anyone use a sock to wipe up? My rule of thumb is wipe, then throw it out. I've used a piece of paper before using a sock.

Yeah it was on the inside of the sock.

Freebase Dali · 05-13-2012, 08:05 PM

Why is your boyfriend f*cking a sock instead of you?

Burning Down · 05-13-2012, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Why is your boyfriend f*cking a sock instead of you?

I wasn't home, I spent the night at my parents house. So yeah, he had to take care of himself.

**Janszoon** · 05-13-2012, 09:00 PM

Also, his socks are extremely attractive.

LoathsomePete · 05-13-2012, 09:13 PM

The Batlord · 05-14-2012, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuna

Since it's on subject, why the hell does anyone use a sock to wipe up? My rule of thumb is wipe, then throw it out. I've used a piece of paper before using a sock.

I know. Using socks to whack off with just means I have to do laundry even more. And I prefer to wait until I'm on my last set of clothes before I do laundry. Tissues all the way.

**Frownland** · 02-02-2014, 07:15 PM

I use my tongue, it's cheaper that way.

LoathsomePete · 02-02-2014, 10:12 PM

Do you get bonus points if you fill the socks with warm mashed potatoes?

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