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Old 06-25-2012, 03:43 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I'll phone the man on the moon and tell him to make his blip on my skyline crash into the earth causing you to die in an inglorious blaze.
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Old 06-26-2012, 08:41 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I get a job working for Magic Johnson and steal one of his used cups. Then I drink from it and give you a blow job.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-26-2012, 09:14 AM   #23 (permalink)
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as you are the Batmite, when you leave the elevator, I quickly press the "close button", thereby trapping your cape

as you are struggling to free yourself, i press the button for the highest floor

this is an express elevator, BTW
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 06-26-2012, 09:44 AM   #24 (permalink)
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I take off my cowl, escaping your dastardly plan. Then, I open the doors, and fire a bat grappling hook and catch the underside of the receding elevator and put a...bat bomb(?) on the underside and jump to safety as you are incinerated by the batplosion.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-26-2012, 09:46 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I take off my cowl, escaping your dastardly plan. Then, I open the doors, and fire a bat grappling hook and catch the underside of the receding elevator and put a...bat bomb(?) on the underside and jump to safety as you are incinerated by the batplosion.
I take you back in time and let you die of dysentary.
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Old 06-26-2012, 09:46 AM   #26 (permalink)
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i'll teleport you 50,000 miles above the Earth and drop you
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Old 06-26-2012, 09:49 AM   #27 (permalink)
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I use my utility belt to call the Batplane to pick me up before I hit the ground and again foil your evil plot. I then fire my bat missiles to vaporize you. (Yeah, so that last one wasn't about me, but I don't care.)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-26-2012, 09:49 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I keep telling you the same joke... over and over...

Pete and Repete are in a boat. Pete jumped out, who's left?
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Old 06-26-2012, 09:52 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 06-26-2012, 09:57 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I hatch a million larvae into your lower intestine that burrow all the way to your tiny brain.

And BTW, you can't be Howard the Dick and a Whale at the same time.
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