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Old 03-16-2013, 12:10 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 03-16-2013, 12:23 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Fuck off! All I've gotta do is Greece the judge's palm and I'll have everything you own.
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Old 03-16-2013, 12:32 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 03-16-2013, 12:42 PM   #34 (permalink)
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“The only nation I've ever been tempted to feel really racist about are the Swiss - a whole country of phobic hand washers living in a giant Barclays Bank.
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Old 03-16-2013, 01:04 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Yeah seen this. It's good.

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(I can't see how us Brits would be searching for "British" porn more than "MILF" or something)
Really? Why not?

I like watching English babes and if I want to see that I have to search British as anything else will just return a load of American videos. Definitely believable that people would search for porn that's a bit more 'local' as it feels more realistic then, most people would get turned off and disillusioned by the unrealistic Hollywood style porn, I don't want to see breast implants and flashy lighting, I want to see close up zits and sweaty foreheads.
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Old 03-16-2013, 02:13 PM   #36 (permalink)
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I like watching English babes and if I want to see that I have to search British as anything else will just return a load of American videos. Definitely believable that people would search for porn that's a bit more 'local' as it feels more realistic then, most people would get turned off and disillusioned by the unrealistic Hollywood style porn, I don't want to see breast implants and flashy lighting, I want to see close up zits and sweaty foreheads.

Plastic pornstar american: Oh yeah baby, oooooooh, oh yeah. Instant turnoff.

At the other end of the scale is some british porn where some chavette's chewing gum "so ya wanna see mah tits den doo ya?"

I prefer it in english, the accent doesn't bother me as long as it seems at least somewhat genuine.
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I prefer it in english, the accent doesn't bother me as long as it seems at least somewhat genuine.
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Hey man, there's a difference between wet pussies galore 2, and amatuer couple sex.
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Old 03-16-2013, 07:23 PM   #40 (permalink)
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What is a "Japan Bus" and why do Egyptians want porn of it?
How the hell did you link Japan Bus and Egyptians together?
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