And I'm hard.

The last picture is great. I would definitely buy it.

If you look at the picture closely you'll see he already has the hospital gown on. He's ready to be rushed to ICU after eating burger mountain.

That picture is so American.

He went to the heart attack grill. If he doesn't eat that whole burger he gets spanked by the waitresses there dressed up as nurses.

https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/me...tack-grill.jpg

http://www.picstock.com/image/3777/T...ke_You_Fat.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/95/a1/e0/9...hamburgers.jpg

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It's also so international. That leaning tower of Pisa burger has Cheddar cheese (Cheddar, Somerset) Hamburgers (Hamburg, Germany), Bermuda onions (Bermuda) all on a Kaiser roll (Austria) with a side of French Fries.

You still claim the US as your country?

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I always though it interesting that the US is one of two countries (unless the Phillipines has changed things) that requires its citizens to file income tax even if they live abroad and work in another country. And even if you give up your American citizenship, you still have to pay them for a few years after. Even if you were only a green card holder, same rules apply. It is the only country that I know of that forces its citizens living abroad to declare all their bank accounts to the Treasury dept. every year. But I guess Trump has to find some way to finance his wall...