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Old 05-11-2012, 09:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
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So, obviously this is for dudes, but if women have any insights about their dudes, then feel free. So, when whacking the winkie, what do you whipe with (alliteration FTW!)?

*Note: Can some mod change the asterisks in the title to some variation of spuzz that won't get censored?
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I found a crusty sock in the laundry this morning.
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I'm serious though. It was a black sock too, so you could see all of it. Thankfully it was one of his and not mine

Semen doesn't gross me out, but I just don't want to touch it when it's all dried up. Especially before I've had my breakfast, y'know?
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