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Old 02-27-2014, 04:33 PM   #11 (permalink)
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winter - women w/ hairy legs, high heat bills, icy roads, frozen water pipes, shriveled balls


summer - loungin big dikc style, women in bikinis, beaches, sippin lemonade in the shade, outdoor concerts, baseball, swimmin, short shorts, etc


not even close
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Old 02-27-2014, 05:51 PM   #12 (permalink)
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winter - women w/ hairy legs, high heat bills, icy roads, frozen water pipes, shriveled balls


summer - loungin big dikc style, women in bikinis, beaches, sippin lemonade in the shade, outdoor concerts, baseball, swimmin, short shorts, etc


not even close
Yeah I wish women covered up and didn't shave their legs in the summer too.
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Old 02-27-2014, 07:17 PM   #13 (permalink)
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If we're talking chromosomes I definitely prefer x to y.
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Old 02-27-2014, 07:21 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Yeah I wish women covered up and didn't shave their legs in the summer too.
You are slowly becoming one of the funniest members here haha. Keep up the good work, chief.
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Old 02-27-2014, 08:44 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I am sad that winter is almost over. I am really going to miss it and will be bitching all summer over the heat. I hate sweating so much and stay indoors as much as possible with AC. I feel much more comfortable walking out in the cold, snow and even rainy days.
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Old 02-28-2014, 11:32 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I am sad that winter is almost over. I am really going to miss it and will be bitching all summer over the heat. I hate sweating so much and stay indoors as much as possible with AC. I feel much more comfortable walking out in the cold, snow and even rainy days.
Same here. No matter how much deodorant I put on it always gets overpowered by a deluge of sweat on a hot summer day. And it gets humid as all **** here in Virginia so the sweat never evaporates.
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Old 02-28-2014, 12:02 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I like the winter a lot better because the heat makes me turn beet red and sweaty. In the winter I can just pile on clothes when I'm cold, plus when my body stiffens up in response to the weather I don't have to work out as much. In the summer I can only undress so far at my local playground.
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Old 02-28-2014, 12:09 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I like the winter a lot better because the heat makes me turn beet red and sweaty. In the winter I can just pile on clothes when I'm cold, plus when my body stiffens up in response to the weather I don't have to work out as much. In the summer I can only undress so far at my local playground.
Have you started making more jokes or have I just been somehow missing how hilarious you are?
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Old 02-28-2014, 12:14 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Have you started making more jokes or have I just been somehow missing how hilarious you are?
He's always been funny. You've been missing out.
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