butthead aka 216

winter - women w/ hairy legs, high heat bills, icy roads, frozen water pipes, shriveled balls


summer - loungin big dikc style, women in bikinis, beaches, sippin lemonade in the shade, outdoor concerts, baseball, swimmin, short shorts, etc


not even close

Tristesse

Yeah I wish women covered up and didn't shave their legs in the summer too.

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YorkeDaddy

You are slowly becoming one of the funniest members here haha. Keep up the good work, chief.

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Paul Smeenus

If we're talking chromosomes I definitely prefer x to y.

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djchameleon

I am sad that winter is almost over. I am really going to miss it and will be bitching all summer over the heat. I hate sweating so much and stay indoors as much as possible with AC. I feel much more comfortable walking out in the cold, snow and even rainy days.

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The Batlord

Same here. No matter how much deodorant I put on it always gets overpowered by a deluge of sweat on a hot summer day. And it gets humid as all **** here in Virginia so the sweat never evaporates.

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Lisnaholic

^ Clever!

Norway is notorious for its depressing winters, Taxman, and although it`s not in the same sub-zero league, London is pretty grim too, to be honest.

This is how a London winter used to work out for me: Go to work in the dark; sun comes out for a few hours while you`re working; go home in the dark. Snow and ice means waiting twice as long as usual for public transport to show up, and there is no way to get colder quicker than standing on a windy platform. Unwittingly you hunch up to conserve your dwindling body heat for half an hour or so and end up with muscle pain across your shoulders. And when you make it home, it`s too expensive to heat properly, so you spend the winter wearing an uncomfortable quantity of clothes as you scurry from one little island of warmth to another- the bed, the radiator, the kettle then back again - and if you complain about these circumstances, the previous generation will tell you how lucky you are because nobody these days gets the chilblanes that they used to suffer from.
So, in short, put me down as a summer guy!

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GD

Taxman isn't from Norway, he's from Finland. It is Briks and myself who are Norwegians.

Tbh, Finnish winters are probably colder than Norwegian ones on average.

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James

I'm totally an Autumn guy so I would go for another letter of the alphabet, it's just so pretty!

Frownland

I like the winter a lot better because the heat makes me turn beet red and sweaty. In the winter I can just pile on clothes when I'm cold, plus when my body stiffens up in response to the weather I don't have to work out as much. In the summer I can only undress so far at my local playground.

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