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butthead aka 216 03-18-2014 03:27 PM

how eould u win the the hunger games???
 
I would hide as upstream as possible. Id create a reservoir of water using rocks n wood. Before the games id feast on taco bell n tequila n cofee. I would begin takin dumps in the water. Id also throw dead animals, poison berries, etc on the stream with dumps every hour. My hope would be to poison the water supply n preserve energy by napping under leaves. My motovation would be too strong and id outlast the competition.

FRED HALE SR. 03-18-2014 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1429175)
I would hide as upstream as possible. Id create a reservoir of water using rocks n wood. Before the games id feast on taco bell n tequila n cofee. I would begin takin dumps in the water. Id also throw dead animals, poison berries, etc on the stream with dumps every hour. My hope would be to poison the water supply n preserve energy by napping under leaves. My motovation would be too strong and id outlast the competition.

What are you gonna drink genius, your own poop water?

Isbjørn 03-18-2014 03:40 PM

The water he's already collected using rocks and wood. Still, I don't get how he would do that.

butthead aka 216 03-18-2014 03:41 PM

Its easy id have a pool of water then downstream from it I would release the fury of my bowels and the bacteria would poison others

Isbjørn 03-18-2014 03:43 PM

What if you get the clock arena from the second book? Oh, spoilers, guys

FRED HALE SR. 03-18-2014 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1429188)
Its easy id have a pool of water then downstream from it I would release the fury of my bowels and the bacteria would poison others

Sounds practical.

The Batlord 03-18-2014 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1429175)
I would hide as upstream as possible. Id create a reservoir of water using rocks n wood. Before the games id feast on taco bell n tequila n cofee. I would begin takin dumps in the water. Id also throw dead animals, poison berries, etc on the stream with dumps every hour. My hope would be to poison the water supply n preserve energy by napping under leaves. My motovation would be too strong and id outlast the competition.

I think you may have just peaked. :rofl:

Moss 03-18-2014 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1429175)
I would hide as upstream as possible. Id create a reservoir of water using rocks n wood. Before the games id feast on taco bell n tequila n cofee. I would begin takin dumps in the water. Id also throw dead animals, poison berries, etc on the stream with dumps every hour. My hope would be to poison the water supply n preserve energy by napping under leaves. My motovation would be too strong and id outlast the competition.

:bowdown:

Taxman 03-18-2014 11:35 PM

Butthead, I don't know if anyone has told you that before....but you are a friggin' genius.

Scarlett O'Hara 03-18-2014 11:38 PM

Bloody hell butthead, your spelling. Oh well, based on that post you won't live long.


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