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Lisnaholic 08-04-2020 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2119177)
The other day I saw an ad for a radio that read: "Radio stuck on full volume for $2".

I thought to myself: "I can't turn that down".

:laughing: Good one, plankton!

Here is that rare thing, a joke I thought of all by myself:

Q: How do evangelicals with speech impediments communicate with each other?
A: By faithbook

Plankton 08-04-2020 07:38 AM

Nice one.

I hear they make their holy water by boiling the hell out of it.

Lisnaholic 08-04-2020 07:47 AM

LOL !

The only religious joke I can remember from my days in the playground of a Catholic school:
Q: What sexual pleasures can a priest enjoy?
A: Nun

Plankton 08-04-2020 07:55 AM

That's also a meal for a vegan priest.

SGR 08-04-2020 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2129447)
That's also a meal for a vegan priest.

:laughing:

Plankton 09-18-2020 09:23 AM

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...75&oe=5F89ABB6

musicsnailshell 10-22-2020 12:20 PM

What's green and hair any goes up and down? A gooseberry in a lift.

What do you call a donkey with three legs? Wonky.

What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye? Winky wonky

What do you can a donkey with three legs and one eye that smells? Stinky winky wonky

Bear walked into a bar and said ".....a pint please".
"Sure," said the barrman, "but why the big pause?"

ribbons 10-22-2020 01:15 PM

Here's one my godmother told me.

Q: Why don't Southern women like group sex?
A: Too many Thank You notes to write out afterward.

Plankton 10-22-2020 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ribbons (Post 2140444)
Here's one my godmother told me.

Q: Why don't Canadian women like group sex?
A: Too many Thank You notes to write out afterward.

ftfy

:D

ribbons 10-22-2020 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2140447)
ftfy

:D

Dear Plankton,

Thank you for taking the time to fix my post. It's encouraging to know that orgiastic Canadian women would likewise express their appreciation.

Sincerely,
ribbons :)


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