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Marie Monday 10-22-2020 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by ribbons (Post 2140451)
Dear Plankton,

Thank you for taking the time to fix my post. It's encouraging to know that orgiastic Canadian women would likewise express their appreciation.

Sincerely,
ribbons :)
that is one terrific word :laughing:

ribbons 10-22-2020 02:47 PM
Such a word deeply enriches vocabulary. :laughing:

The Batlord 10-22-2020 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by ribbons (Post 2140451)
Dear Plankton,

Thank you for taking the time to fix my post. It's encouraging to know that orgiastic Canadian women would likewise express their appreciation.

Sincerely,
ribbons :)
My family comes from Canada and upstate New York and now they live in the South and I hate thank you notes with a burning passion.

Neapolitan 10-22-2020 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by ribbons (Post 2140444)
Here's one my grandmother told me:

Q: Why doesn't Martha Stewart like group sex?
A: Too many Thank You notes to write out afterward.
^ftfy

ribbons 10-22-2020 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2140456)
My family comes from Canada and upstate New York and now they live in the South and I hate thank you notes with a burning passion.
Dear Batlord,

Thank you for your reply. How interesting to learn that your relatives hail from Canada and upstate New York and now live in the South. I can imagine how polite they must be. I can also imagine what your burning passion would bring to a group sex setting.

Warmly,
ribbons :D

ribbons 10-22-2020 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by ribbons
Here's one my grandmother told me:

Q: Why doesn't Martha Stewart like group sex?
A: Too many Thank You notes to write out afterward.
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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 2140469)
^ftfy
Q: Why does Martha Stewart like group sex so much?
A: It's a "Good Thing!!"

^ftfy & grandmother :)

The Batlord 10-22-2020 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by ribbons (Post 2140484)
Dear Batlord,

Thank you for your reply. How interesting to learn that your relatives hail from Canada and upstate New York and now live in the South. I can imagine how polite they must be. I can also imagine what your burning passion would bring to a group sex setting.

Warmly,
ribbons :D
They're pure Irish Catholic working class turned middle class so they're obsessed with politeness to cover up their boorishness. Unsurprisingly they're also obsessed with libertarianism to justify their basic bitch racism.

Plankton 10-22-2020 09:34 PM
You are most welcome, ribbons.

Plankton 11-30-2020 11:25 AM
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?

Spoiler for oh boy this is gonna be great!:
Because it didn't habanero.

Lucem Ferre 11-30-2020 11:42 AM
Ever since my older brother died my dad has been drinking heavily. I had to tell him that alcohol isn't going to bring him back. Try the acid.


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