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Oriphiel 06-20-2018 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
Who's there?
Your neighbor. We need to talk about all the naked garden gnomes in your yard.

DwnWthVwls 06-20-2018 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1963149)
This is awesome.

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1963160)
Meh, if you're gonna stand too close to the barbeque with your pants down then you deserve to burn your sausage! :laughing:
Do you know anything about Rage Against the Machine? I can forgive you if you say no.

The Batlord 06-20-2018 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1963859)
Your neighbor. We need to talk about all the naked garden gnomes in your yard.
lol

Oriphiel 06-20-2018 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1963860)
Do you know anything about Rage Against the Machine? I can forgive you if you say no.
But could you forgive him if he said yes?

DwnWthVwls 06-20-2018 09:40 AM
No.

Trollheart 07-09-2018 05:11 AM
What do you call a man who drinks ten pints, a bunch of shots and then goes riding on a donkey?

Drunk off his ass.

Plankton 08-01-2018 09:05 AM
To the guy who stole my antidepressants, I hope you're happy now.

Key 08-01-2018 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1982783)
To the guy who stole my antidepressants, I hope you're happy now.
Heh.

Plankton 08-01-2018 11:28 AM
https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...de&oe=5C0FC6A5

Cuthbert 08-01-2018 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1982783)
To the guy who stole my antidepressants, I hope you're happy now.
Read that on another forum like an hour ago. Posted by a guy almost 70 years old.


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