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Plankton 08-01-2018 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 1982864)
Read that on another forum like an hour ago. Posted by a guy almost 70 years old.

I'm ahead of the curve then.

Plankton 08-01-2018 12:09 PM

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...df&oe=5BD929A4

Trollheart 08-01-2018 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1982872)

Needs more shotgun. :D
The Thesaurus one was class though. :clap:

Frownland 09-24-2018 01:38 PM

Have you guys heard of the new monkey diet fad? Let me tell you, it's simply bananas.

DwnWthVwls 09-24-2018 02:03 PM

Whats a mathematicians favorite kind of boobs?

Quantities.





Ill see myself out.

Plankton 10-05-2018 09:04 PM

Facebook for Dads: Throw a book at someones face.

Frownland 10-05-2018 09:26 PM

That joke is older than Facebook.

Plankton 10-06-2018 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2002747)
"Facebook for Dads: Throw a book at someones face." - Chester A. Arthur

fixo'ed

Neapolitan 10-09-2018 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2002747)
Facebook for Dads: Throw a book at someones face.

Facebook for Dads: What dads say to their kids when they are doing their homework. "Stop looking at the TV and face book!"

Frownland 10-09-2018 09:11 PM

Epic.


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