Corrupt A Wish
Okay, the rules are simple. You have to make a wish, and the person below you has to grant it, but it has a catch. Then that person makes a wish. Example:
Person 1- I wish I had a million dollars. Person 2- Granted, but it's stolen from a bank, and you're wanted. Person 2 Again- I wish I was good looking. And so on and so forth. Anyways, to start the game, here's my wish: I wish Emma Watson was my girlfriend. |
She has herpes.
I wish I had a flying unicorn that pissed alcohol. |
Granted, but she's polygamous and expects you to sleep with her other boyfriend on the regular.
I wish I could speak every language known to mankind. |
@WhateverDude Granted, but the alcohol is extremely watered down.
@ hate paper doll Granted, but no one understands you. I wish classic games weren't so expensive. |
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I wish my hairline wasn't receding. |
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@Frownland Granted, but you grow extra ass hair as well.
I wish classic games weren't so expensive. |
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You can buy them for a dollar, but they're one per customer and only games approved by the cashier. I wish I had a replicator. Relevant: |
Granted, but it can only make poop.
I wish my website had more views. |
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That was a good one! :laughing: Your website's views are through the roof, thanks to the psycho girl stalking you and carving your name into her arm. I wish I had a neverending supply of weed. |
Granted, but you have to share it with me.
I wish Undertaker's streak remained intact at Wrestlemania. |
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Granted, but only because Bret Hart went on a shooting spree and Wrestlemania was cancelled.
I wish I didn't need sleep. |
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I wish I had a whole bunch of kittens. |
Granted, but they are dead.
I wish I could eat sugar without it being toxic in my body. |
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I wish we could never grow old. |
Granted, but we live long past the deaths of everyone we care about.
I wish Pokemon were real. |
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I wish that I could ban members that I think are horrible. |
Granted, but you have to give yourself a five day ban every time you ban someone.
I wish I could ride a dragon. |
Granted but The Dragon must also ride you
I wish I was getting married to Alex Turner |
Granted, but then you'd be married to Alex Turner.
I wish I didn't have any debts. |
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I wish I was more assertive |
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I wish penguins were as common as robins. |
Granted, but they're all dead and you can't have one
I wish CDs were cheaper in Norway |
Granted, but every time you buy a CD your pen!s shrink one tenth of an inch.
I wish I could **** every vagina on the planet of Earth without getting STDs. |
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I wish I didn't need money. |
Meh, I havne't gotten laid in so long anything is bettrer than nothingng
i swear to fvck my eyes are gonna turn solid white soon. someone get me laid, plesae. |
Now I'm thinking Silence of the Lambs
"would you **** me? I'd **** me" |
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I wish I had dreadlocks. |
I'm wasted so bare with me here.
I think you're a milf. And, I liek your username. Husker Du are my jams. Wanna hook up? I live in friisco. That's S-a-n F-r-a-n-c-i-s-c-o. Call me, gorgeous. Editz: I wish I could get laid without getting obsessive over a meaningless one night stand. |
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I wish I had dark hair |
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I wish I could go back in time and meet Marilyn Monroe. |
Granted, but only if you have a threesome with her and a sumo wrestler.
I wish I could be happy every day instead of 1/7 days of the week without the assistance of alcohol. |
Granted, but she has a very contagious skin disease
I wish horror films were all G-rated EDIT: That was for Vanilla. Granted, but you'll need strong antidepressants with a 1/5th chance of bursting your liver |
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You have a lovely meeting but now the space time continuum is screwed up and the present is overrun by giant spiders. I wish i had the world's biggest record collection Briks, granted but now snuff films are the norm because people hate G ratings |
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I wish vegetables tasted like cake |
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I wish I had a 20 inch cock. |
Briks, you clearly aren't eating vegetables prepared on the propers.
Veggies are delicious. Zuchinni? More or less every kind of squash? Too many people slice that **** razor thin and sautee it until it becomes a watery wafer of disappointment. Cube it up into bite-sized pieces! Be surprised at the amazingness that is: the vegetable. Anyways, wish granted but it's a terrible cake that you're allergic to. I wish I was taller and not so emaciated-looking. |
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Granted, but you're so big that you never get laid again. I wish i could travel the world |
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