Standing directly under a parachuting accident.
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The moon will crash into the Earth.
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You were on the moon.
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Crushed under the weight of Rush Limbaugh, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell at an orgy.
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Masturbating furiously to this orgy made you so weak you fell down the stairs and broke your neck.
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Sees shirtless pic of me
Instanttly soaks panties So aroused Takes off panties Throws them They hit toaster Tryna make toast Water + electricity causes sparks Drapes catch on fire House catches fire House burned to the ground Goid samaritan lets u in home for coffee Good samaritan is me U make sweet passionate love to samaritan Cry joyoys tears of glory after sex Drown in tears RIP |
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Hahahahaha holy sh!t. Amazing. Before I drown, I poison you in your sleep. |
@Butthead: Smashed to death with a banhammer
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gets time machine
travels to 2012 when yahoo chat was around starts chattin to meet friends talks to fellow young man name chris share funny stories and music become internet friends gets drunk one nite chris pressures him to cybersex you say no it isnt right tell your parents trace IP find out who chris was it is chris hanson call hanson on the phone tell him you called the cops he drives to your house in the night murders you via steak knife |
You're in the same room as yorkedaddy and guitarbizarre begin a three hour argument about what sock colour is objectively best and you die of boredom.
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