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GuD 05-01-2014 12:21 AM

In a glorious Kill Bill-esque battle to the death against one million ninja otters.

ladyislingering 05-01-2014 12:22 AM

In an attempt to disguise himself amongst the intergalactic ninja-otters, accidentally outing himself after exclaiming "dude, that was awesome!" after his comrades killed a man, wherein the otters savagely gnawed him to death.

hate paper doll 05-01-2014 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1445239)
Seduced by the ladies of MB and then mercilessly sacrificed to Satan.

It's awesome that there are so many girls here, the last forum I joined was misogynistic as hell and it was a real turn off. When the only things people say to you are "shut up you ugly c**t" and "tits or GTFO" you know it's time to leave.


On topic, arsenic poisoning.

Paul Smeenus 05-01-2014 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hate paper doll (Post 1445244)
It's awesome that there are so many girls here, the last forum I joined was misogynistic as hell and it was a real turn off. When the only things people say to you are "shut up you ugly c**t" and "tits or GTFO" you know it's time to leave.


AGREED.

I have zero tolerance on this issue.

Deviouz 05-01-2014 12:26 AM

Died for agreeing for an otter to rip out his throat.

Black Francis 05-01-2014 12:40 AM

Killed in a Celine Dion concert riot.

he was the only casualty.

Deviouz 05-01-2014 12:43 AM

Took throat eating drug prescribed by an otter-doctor.

hate paper doll 05-01-2014 12:44 AM

Killed by a girlfriend for the insurance policy money

ladyislingering 05-01-2014 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hate paper doll (Post 1445244)
It's awesome that there are so many girls here, the last forum I joined was misogynistic as hell and it was a real turn off. When the only things people say to you are "shut up you ugly c**t" and "tits or GTFO" you know it's time to leave.


On topic, arsenic poisoning.

Badass bitch club.

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5...bhzoo3_500.gif

Back on topic: Gets a little too friendly with a pet boa constrictor.

Black Francis 05-01-2014 12:49 AM

killed by a bunch of pervy old men

Quote:

Originally Posted by hate paper doll (Post 1445267)
Killed by a girlfriend for the insurance policy money

*pressing buzzer button*

Who is Courtney love?


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