I'm offensive, and I find this fat.

Watches a modern episode episode of SpongeBob. Realizing how terrible this once great show has become, you go on a homicidal rampage. You go to Nickelodeon Studios and find where the SpongeBob staff work. You just start opening fire, killing writers left and right. You decide to set the place on fire. The police are called and you are shot. However, you are still not dead. Bleeding out, you get an evil grin on your face, pull a device with a button on it, and say "I'll be waiting for you in Hell, mother****ers" whilst pressing the button that sets off a bomb you planted earlier. The entire studio blows up, thus ensuring both your death and the death of any more ****ty SpongeBob episodes.

Just dies cause God said it was his time.

Dies of lack of creativity.

Hesitates to move out of the hospedaje and is killed by Crackity Jones.

Gets killed by 10 millions of sludge from New york and New jersey.

Peacefully

In a BBW orgy, Death by snu-snu

In a vat of hot gravy!

Her hotness causes her to spontaneously combust

In my arms, by the bicycle rack after school!