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The Sane Psycho 05-01-2014 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hate paper doll (Post 1445271)
Trampled by fatties at Wal Mart on black Friday

I'm offensive, and I find this fat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by hate paper doll (Post 1445301)
Runs naked through the streets on LSD, gets hit by a bus

Watches a modern episode episode of SpongeBob. Realizing how terrible this once great show has become, you go on a homicidal rampage. You go to Nickelodeon Studios and find where the SpongeBob staff work. You just start opening fire, killing writers left and right. You decide to set the place on fire. The police are called and you are shot. However, you are still not dead. Bleeding out, you get an evil grin on your face, pull a device with a button on it, and say "I'll be waiting for you in Hell, mother****ers" whilst pressing the button that sets off a bomb you planted earlier. The entire studio blows up, thus ensuring both your death and the death of any more ****ty SpongeBob episodes.

Deviouz 05-01-2014 04:14 AM

Just dies cause God said it was his time.

Black Francis 05-01-2014 06:02 AM

Dies of lack of creativity.

GD 05-01-2014 06:08 AM

Hesitates to move out of the hospedaje and is killed by Crackity Jones.

Black Francis 05-01-2014 06:17 AM

Gets killed by 10 millions of sludge from New york and New jersey.

Isbjørn 05-01-2014 06:18 AM

Peacefully

Black Francis 05-01-2014 06:32 AM

In a BBW orgy, Death by snu-snu

RoxyRollah 05-01-2014 07:11 AM

In a vat of hot gravy!

Tristesse 05-01-2014 07:15 AM

Her hotness causes her to spontaneously combust

RoxyRollah 05-01-2014 07:23 AM

In my arms, by the bicycle rack after school!


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