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Acid reflux from drinkin orange juice
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An unfortunate case of mistaken identity sees you killed by Leon The Professional
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You were framed for the murder and taken to court where you were sentenced to death by lethal injection.
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The voices in your head told you vital organs weren't necessary so you disemboweled yourself.
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Car catches fire Mass explosion Get thrown over median Land on road 18 wheeler at 100 mph coming at you Barrel roll into ditch You are in montana Bears attack you in the ditch A trucker picks you up to rescue you He says he will force you into sex slavery You escape with a gun in ur purse NRA sends a letter applaudin ur gun usage Get papercut opening letter Infection Death |
Despite a peanut allergy you get wasted and eat one dozen peanut butter cups.
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You are in fact one of those peanut butter cups.
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You are too, you fell into the mixer at the processing plant.
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You were there, and the sight was so horrendous you commit suicide via jumping in the mixer with me to spare yourself the memory.
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Drowns in bathtub of busch lite
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Assassinated by the government for speaking too much truth
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Stuck down by the mighty Chad's lightning
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it's Obvious init?
gets killed by hipsters for loving nickelback but then CHAD REVIVES HIM! |
A kung fu move to the chest rips out your still beating heart, Kill Bill style.
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Axed by decapitated bear
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Eaten by a thousand Chad Kroger heads
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Taken out by the mighty touch of the Chad
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a brick falls on his head
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Your bed suddenly becomes sentient and eats you in your sleep.
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drinking too much morning coffee http://st-bob.com/images/smilies/new...ee1-smiley.gif
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Hitler gives you a lapdance in a room full of dead bodies and Justin Bieber dolls with loud speakers blaring Lil Wayne music.
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Steps in a pit in the backyard, falls and impales self with shovel or other gardening tool. |
The government is running out of people to make soylent green
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Zombie Richard Nixon rips your heart out and eats it before your corpse hits the ground.
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You were selfless enough to die in order to bring someone back to life
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