Clubbed to death because a tweaker mistook you for a baby seal
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Replace the head of the bear on your avatar with your head. Yeah.
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Ran with scissors
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Was run into by someone running with scissors.
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Runs out of butter.
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Given a substitute but can't believe it's not butter. Goes on an angry shooting spree. Gets killed by the cops.
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insults a gypsy
gets cursed Dies of anorexia |
Listens to the Pixies
Gets orgasm Heart attack from too strong orgasm |
breast cancer.
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...in my magnificent man boobs.
Peacefully, surrounded by friends and family, and Pixies playing in the background |
Roasted alive on a giant grill.
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Runs into a deranged fan of his journal who wants to wear his skin like last season's Versace.
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buried alive under many many many brusselsprouts.
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I ate your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
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lol liver. |
Drunk skateboard accident. Ollies into a sewer hole. Devoured by rats
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Comes up with the world's greatest joke but dies laughing before he can share it.
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A hungry boa constrictor escapes its cage
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I'm flattered but it's a little weird that you're watching me get changed.
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that was a terrible joke. move along, too drunk to find delete button thing
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Stabbed by a unicorn. |
Shot to death in a duel.
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Plays Russian Roulette by himself.
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Assimilated by the Borg
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**** it dog, life's a risk.
Attempts daring stunt on a jetski. Engine malfunction leads to enormous explosion. |
Drowns in the toilet.
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Botched vasectomy
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Roommate puts viagra in beer Small penile explosion Bad blood loss Go to hospital Doctor perform surgery Removes penis Depressed Joins tumblr support group Kills self |
Killed by Hate paper doll for skipping her.
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Some sort of wave of mutilation
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Huffed Raid
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Snuff film
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Sex with Miley Cyrus
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Sex with Billy Ray Cyrus
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Seriously, I'd an hero. |
Brush teeth with toothpaste spiked with acid and now you think you're a glass of orange juice. Your caretaker drinks you one day and you die during the digestive process.
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