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The Batlord 06-22-2014 03:28 PM

You had to try the unripe tomatoes to know if they tasted like **** or not?

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/629094144/hC95CAA09/

DwnWthVwls 06-22-2014 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1462872)
Had to try um at least. They're awful. Tough **** for the custs, they want tommies this is what we got :-/


Just fry them with some breading and make em delicious.

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/best-fried-green-tomatoes/

John Wilkes Booth 06-23-2014 03:54 AM

my government continues to inject fluoride into my drinking water, forcing a higher level of dental health upon me without my expressed consent despite my numerous attempts to resolve the matter by complaining about it online.

Janszoon 06-23-2014 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1463043)
my government continues to inject fluoride into my drinking water, forcing a higher level of dental health upon me without my expressed consent despite my numerous attempts to resolve the matter by complaining about it online.

:laughing:

The Batlord 06-23-2014 06:00 AM

Man, it's a good thing Oojay isn't around.

hate paper doll 06-23-2014 07:49 AM

lol, I missed you guys and I can't walk from like 2 straight days of sex. First world? Not sure.

The Batlord 06-23-2014 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by hate paper doll (Post 1463077)
lol, I missed you guys and I can't walk from like 2 straight days of sex. First world? Not sure.

I don't know either. Maybe you should tell us more about it so we can make an informed decision.

The Batlord 06-23-2014 05:13 PM

I know there's a hair in my mouth. I can feel it on my tongue. But whenever I try to grab it mysteriously disappears, only to reappear five minutes later.

hate paper doll 06-23-2014 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1463199)
I know there's a hair in my mouth. I can feel it on my tongue. But whenever I try to grab it mysteriously disappears, only to reappear five minutes later.

This happens to me, but it's usually a stray hair that falls behind my glasses. I'll grab at it, think it's gone, then after a minute or two I blink and it reappears.

Janszoon 06-23-2014 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1463199)
I know there's a hair in my mouth. I can feel it on my tongue. But whenever I try to grab it mysteriously disappears, only to reappear five minutes later.

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Originally Posted by hate paper doll (Post 1463210)
This happens to me, but it's usually a stray hair that falls behind my glasses. I'll grab at it, think it's gone, then after a minute or two I blink and it reappears.

So basically what you two are saying is that, through a miracle of quantum mechanics, this hair keeps disappearing from Batty's mouth and appearing on HPD's glasses and vice versa in a continuous loop. Do I have that right?


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