#firstworldproblems
 

Yes I am using hash tags on MB! Tell me your first world problems. Today I had to use a public toilet, ick!

I ordered a venti iced caramel macchiato but got a grande instead.

My iPhone charger is too short to allow me to lay in bed and FaceTime comfortably.


I forgot I was watching a RECORDED tv show and SAT THROUGH the commercials.

I'm out of nutella and it's shark week. #firstworldproblems

People are using hashtags on MB.

I've actually been using hashtags forever on here

Exactly

#dealwithit

"#Hashtag" with Jimmy Fallon & Justin Timberlake (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon) - YouTube

These darn kids today calling the sharp symbol a hashtag... or is it a pound symbol? Or a number sign? Wait, no, it means checkmate. I didn't realize there were that many chess players out there.

...and they're winning.


Except this chick:

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Oh shit, I have so many first world problems daily.

I have to manually flip the left blinker when I'm driving because it doesn't work properly anymore.

My computer mouse sometimes double-clicks for no reason and makes browsing the internet quite infuriating.

I bought these terrific veggie bowls at Costco but it took me more than a few seconds to get the plastic off the one I opened this morning (??the plastic was like welded to the container) and I had to microwave it twice.

Someone lost the key to the fitting rooms at work and we've been using a screwdriver to lock and unlock the doors.

The other night I had to close the patio door because my neighbors were annoying me with idle chatter.

Yay I love the hash tags!

My body decides to not be in pain the day I have a doctors appointment.

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Hope you're in good health Nilla.

I went to a summer camp with shorts and t shirt expecting the sun to shine all day and it rained a terrible storm.

If I shower longer than 20 minutes I run out of hot water

My TV went out during a storm.

I wore a S.O.D. shirt today... And everyone thought it stood for System of a Down.

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I was forced to drink domestic beer at a party last weekend.

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Thanks bb, I ended up asking for the appointment again as I got pain basically 5 minutes after canceling. #facepalm

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that's worse than when people in your life host an event with cheap wine when you know they're capable of better.

I've never had any expensive/good wine before; But I know cheap wine, I'm talking Arbor Mist cheap, is some of the worst shit I've ever tasted. Granted, I don't think I would be a wine drinker period.

Then again Arbor Mist is basically grape juice I guess. hahaha.

I'm always making the mistake the other way around. I'll see SOAD written out and I'm all like, "Hey, Stormtroopers of-... oh..."

Tryna watch Wayne's World and Netflix keeps stuterring

Wait Wayne's World is on Netflix???????

Yeppppppp and its working. Excellent!

With reference to hashtags:

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Just hit my elbow on my dresser and it hurts like a bitch. Hard to choose between letting it go and saving myself more pain or beating the **** of it's fake wooden ass for some hella satisfaction.

lirl

The asparagus I had with dinner wasn't organic.

9 times out of 10 it won't genuinely be. Even if its labeled as such. Sooooo many loopholes.

I'm still stuck living with my mom and her GF. They won't stop arguing over stupid ****.

People in my country still give a **** about "organic".

It's like they like getting ripped off.

I'm not even close to serious with that "organic" comment. T'was mere hyperbole.

If there's a kernel of truth to it, I still hope you step in dog poop.

Genetically engineered food is making my children fat and gluten intolerant and the vaccines are making them retarded.

Gas is $3.94/gallon.

Arbor Mist is straight up garbage.

You know a wine sucks when you can drink two entire bottles of it and you're not even half drunk.

That is, if you can tolerate the flavor of that vile spew. Boone's Farm, Sutter Home, and Barefoot are all trash as well.

A bit off topic but I feel compelled to proclaim that I love hyperbole eleventy nine quadrabazillion times more than every man, woman, and child alive, or that has ever been born, or ever will be born, combined.

Oh yeah, well I hate you more than Nickelback.

I used to get homeless guys to buy me barefoot when I was in high school. Ah to be a teen again, knowing better has spoiled me.