Why doesn't being stoned and painting your nails go together
I'm so upset

also this is popcorn is too salty
whyyyyyyyyyyyy

I can't go to Seattle Pride this year because it's a sale day at my store and it's mandatory that I'm there. Being the best at what I do has its downfalls. :(

(On the bright side, a lot of the gay/lesbian coworkers I have will be able to attend the parade and celebration.)

I know that feels. I'm gonna miss the day time part which is mostly just the floats and stuff but here it basically just turns into an all night party in the streets. **** got pretty crazy last year, lots of public drunkenness and public sex. Neither of which I'm adverse to, really.

My firstworld problem of the day is that it's cold and foggy out and I want it to be sunny and warm out so I can go to the beach and stare at the ocean.

there are two toadlers having temper tantrums at the same time, outside, in my neighborhood.

to top it off, there's a fucking blackbird cawing about something and it won't shut the hell up.

WHAT DO THESE TWO CREATURES HAVE TO BE SO ANGRY ABOUT?

NOTHING.

THAT'S WHAT.

Shut the fuck up!!!

Is a toadler some kind of frog?

nah, just an amusing term for a small child.

we're not really fans of each other.

I find them smelly, filthy, and annoying (and they stare and/or cower when they see me, most of the time).

Kinda like how those twenty-somethings all seem to have an irrational hatred towards children?

It isn't irrational and it isn't hatred.

But we've been over this before. Some of us just don't have that bizarre desire to breed or mollycoddle tiny humans. I find it mind-blowing how their parents/other wide-eyed breeder types can even understand what they say half the time (I don't speak kidlish, I guess) so they just irritate me. Always have, always will. End of discussion. Carry on.

It's interesting how you see my ridiculing your exaggerated distaste for children on the whole as me wanting you to breed. Whatever, I'm not a kid anymore so I don't care. I get the last word now. Carry on.