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Old 06-22-2014, 03:28 PM   #81 (permalink)
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You had to try the unripe tomatoes to know if they tasted like **** or not?

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-22-2014, 05:37 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Had to try um at least. They're awful. Tough **** for the custs, they want tommies this is what we got :-/

Just fry them with some breading and make em delicious.

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/best-fried-green-tomatoes/
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Old 06-23-2014, 03:54 AM   #83 (permalink)
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my government continues to inject fluoride into my drinking water, forcing a higher level of dental health upon me without my expressed consent despite my numerous attempts to resolve the matter by complaining about it online.
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my government continues to inject fluoride into my drinking water, forcing a higher level of dental health upon me without my expressed consent despite my numerous attempts to resolve the matter by complaining about it online.
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Old 06-23-2014, 06:00 AM   #85 (permalink)
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Man, it's a good thing Oojay isn't around.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-23-2014, 07:49 AM   #86 (permalink)
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lol, I missed you guys and I can't walk from like 2 straight days of sex. First world? Not sure.
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Old 06-23-2014, 08:25 AM   #87 (permalink)
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lol, I missed you guys and I can't walk from like 2 straight days of sex. First world? Not sure.
I don't know either. Maybe you should tell us more about it so we can make an informed decision.
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Old 06-23-2014, 05:13 PM   #88 (permalink)
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I know there's a hair in my mouth. I can feel it on my tongue. But whenever I try to grab it mysteriously disappears, only to reappear five minutes later.
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I know there's a hair in my mouth. I can feel it on my tongue. But whenever I try to grab it mysteriously disappears, only to reappear five minutes later.
This happens to me, but it's usually a stray hair that falls behind my glasses. I'll grab at it, think it's gone, then after a minute or two I blink and it reappears.
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I know there's a hair in my mouth. I can feel it on my tongue. But whenever I try to grab it mysteriously disappears, only to reappear five minutes later.
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This happens to me, but it's usually a stray hair that falls behind my glasses. I'll grab at it, think it's gone, then after a minute or two I blink and it reappears.
So basically what you two are saying is that, through a miracle of quantum mechanics, this hair keeps disappearing from Batty's mouth and appearing on HPD's glasses and vice versa in a continuous loop. Do I have that right?
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