With clothes. Leave something to the imagination.

I'll say it again in the hope that somebody gets it. Are you a mod or a rocker?

How fresh is the body and how hot is the dog? I think the human.

If you could only have 2 senses what would you choose?

Touch and hearing.

Do you use other forums?

No way. Taste and seeing.

No other forums at the moment.

Lights on or lights off with your current partner?

Lights on, but a sensual glow, not surgical.

'Best of' albums: yay or nay?

Sometimes. Like, Ramones are one of my favorite bands but their first album is the only one I can listen to front to back without wanting to skip a single track. They've got good songs on all their other albums I just don't always care to hear them with the not-so-good songs. Usually I'll end up making a playlist of my favorites and only keep albums I like front to back in tact when it comes to digital storage. Sometimes best-of albums do the trick for me.


Favorite slasher series?

None, actually. Not a fan of slasher movies in general. I love The Thing, thoigh. Does that count?

If you were to take part in a horrific gladiator match and were forced to fight a series of enemies who were all steadily stronger and more atrocious than the first, what would be your weapon of choice?

Flamethrower. The stench of melted flesh will strike fear into the hearts of newcomers.

Ever seen someone naked by accident?

Being an SF native... yeah. I'd say more than a few times.

Favorite kid's brand cereal?

Reese's Puffs cereal. Not too sweet, but enough chocolate and peanut butter taste for awesomeness. And the consistency is perfect.

If you could get Barrack Obama to listen to one song, what would it be?

John Cage - Slowly, Very Slowly

What's the most recent TV show you've watched?

Walking Dead, last night.

Do you plug often?

When I get the chance, which is only about once a week.

What happened here?

Hamburgers or hot dogs?

Hamburgers >>>>>. Hot dogs suck.

Did you have decent taste in music five years ago?

Edit: FU Briks...

I think I did to an extent, vut it wasn't very diverse: http://www.last.fm/user/TomClancy11

Hotdogs, purely because it's less messy if you wanna go a bit crazier with the toppings.

Tomato or tomato?

Potato

Speakers or Headphones?

Can't give a solid answer here. I love headphones for most music, especially intricate electronic music, but you won't catch me listening to metal or classic rock on anything other than a big stereo. Headphones are convenient for a lot more situations but you lose the spatial full body experience.

Vinyl or digital?

Headphones, because my speakers aren't all that good and will randomly start producing noise.

Is the German language kewl?

EDIT: CDs. They can be ripped to digital, which is what I use the most. So... digital, I guess?

It's alright.

Do you wank often?

My doctor says it's good for my health at my age. He calls it milking the prostate.

2D or 3D?

More dimensions the better.

Have you ever been a fan of Pro-Wrestling? And do you still watch it if so?

Oh God no. I have enough drama without having to endure any more of it through a bunch of pseudo-homosexual narcissists in tights.

DNA

Mac or PC?

PC, because I've never used a Mac.

I'll say it one last time. Are you a mod or a rocker?

Urgh, neither. I'm a pop star.

Going out on the town or a movie and a [insert food]?

For me "going out on the town" is pretty much getting ethnic food and then picking up a movie to watch at home... So both, I guess.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Three bushels.

Would you eat meat in front of a vegetarian just to make him cry?

Depends on the vegetarian. Morissey, probably. I usually eat meat to eat meat.

Least favourite US president?

Bush Jr or Reagan, I guess. I don't know enough about American history to have a less generic answer.


Breakfast sandwich or breakfast burrito?

Sandwich.

If you could meet any porn star who would it be?

I don't know any of their names but that one with the nice rack will do.

Do you talk to yourself?

I pretend I'm a separate person all together and carry out conversations with myself, and ask questions, and refer to myself in plural when doing so, like "Should we do this?"

How long have you known your closest friend

Seven years.

Name a song you'd like to hear covered by a band of your choice.

"Stripped, Raped, and Strangled" by Cannibal Corpse needs to get covered by Katy Perry. Or Rihanna. Or whoever can get it on the radio.

Would you rather wear an American flag as a cape in North Korea or Saudi Arabia?

Saudi Arabia.

Grade school or High school. Which was a better experience for you?

Definitely HIGH School.

Mac n Cheese or Spaghettios?

I'm in high school right now, and I'm digging it more than grade school. Grade school was a festival of social awkwardness and confusion. Now it's just a dinner party or something.

Rob Halford or Bruce Dickinson? Halford is obviously more badass, but vocally, who do you prefer?

EDIT: I've tasted neither, but Mac n' Cheese looks better to me.

Halford for sure. Dickinson kind of gets on my nerves after a while.

What would you want your funeral to be like?

I've decided that I want a Viking funeral. A Viking ship is kinda hard to get, though, so a wooden raft will have to do.

Tortured black metal shrieks or guttural death growls?

Hot knives to the ears please.

Barbed wire catheter or rabid pitbulls?

I've seen some pretty serious insertion fetish porn over the years, elaborate catheters can't be that bad... but dog attacks, ****.

Rod Stewart or Eddie Money?