Any answer that doesn't include Cheryl Ladd is completely bogus.



And she's aged wonderfully.

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/C...OPo4M4PPHl.jpg

There Will Be Blood

What time did you wake up today?

...noon-ish?

I've been sick all week my sense of time is mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.


Would you rather live in a sci-fi or fantastical universe?

I love fantasy, but I wouldn't have the internet, electricity, indoor plumbing, heat/air conditioning, porn, easily accessible books, recorded music, etc. So, sci fi. Plus, that probably means space travel. Bitchin'.

If you could punch one celebrity in the face, what's your favorite kind of cheese?

Justin Brieber.

What's your personal preference when it comes to hot washes?

Drink, deal with whatever feels emerge, laugh about it later and try not to make the same mistake(s).


What MB member would you take to the Prom?

Blarrobbarg is a neat lady.

What was the last album you checked out? (for your first listen)

Frowny, you make me blush! You're a neat lady, too.

And also... Umm... RTJ2, I think? I haven't had a lot of time to listen to albums lately, mostly just been shuffling or using spotify radio.

If you had to be a mantis for one day, would you be a praying mantis, or a mantis shrimp?

how is that even a question? have you not seen this?



Either Mortal Combat-esque punching skillz or get my head bitten off after mating. Ya. I'll go with trinocular eyeballs and superpunches.


Grease or Hairspray?

Greece I guess. Not a fan of either.

One argument people need to stop using?

"It wouldn't be any better off in the wild"

There are so many bad reasons people make up against being veg but this one in particular makes me shake my head and just grumble bitterly. Also, I thought you'd be a John Waters fan? Maybe not. I could see why you might not dig him, or just not Hairspray.


Favorite villain character?

Duh. The Joker.

If you're a dude, what's the worst you've ever been hit in the balls?

"It's just a theory."

Tennis ball after being thrown at a wall. Oh my goodness it's painful thinking about it.

Favourite fast food franchise?

i have no idea what this is from but
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I guess Subway make a decent veggie sandwich, cheap too.

Favorite kind of juice?

Fresh squeezed orange.

Spaghetti or macaroni?

Macaroni is quicker to make (relatively), and that's pretty important to me, but you can do more with spaghetti. Like make it with meatballs. Or sausage. Or the tender flesh of a newborn child.

Also, Parmesan.

You're driving down the road, when all of a sudden, you see Ghandi and Martin Luther King Jr. standing in the road directly ahead of you. You only have time to swerve to miss one of them. Which one do you hit?

I'll try to hit both, I'm not about that zombie apocalypse business.

What's a band nobody would suspect you listen to?

Florence and the Machine

Best hollywood movie about music/music industry?


"It's my opinion.." F*ck off -> :usehead:

Walk the Line.

Favorite album to listen to between 3am-5am?

Peter Gabriel Plays Live

House is on fire. First non living thing you grab?

Guitar

Favourite philosopher?

Rick Ross.

Favorite vegetable?

Arthichokes, they sure are a pain in the ass to make though.

Camping: Sleep in a tent or fake camp in a trailer/cabin?

I'd probably prefer fake camping but I've only ever done renting and I'm fine with that.

What is the meaning of life?

Tent. Cocaine, steaks over open flame, and white water rafting.

Ten minutes with your fave hero or 3 minutes with ______________ ?

EDIT: You are born, you create a tapestry, and then you die. Hopefully the tapestry is rich enough to keep your legacy going.

Having fun and stuff. There's no deeper meaning than that, because the universe gives zero damns and will eventually implode anyway.

How often do you dream?

EDIT: 10 seconds with Varg Vikernes, or however long time it takes to slap him.

Not sure. I know I dream, but I have terrible short term memory.

If you were a fighter pilot, what would be your call sign?

Flying high again

Have you ever met anyone famous?

No, but back in military school I saw Howie Long. His son played for a highschool football team that played a game out our school, and Howie was hanging out alone by the sidelines.

Is Janelle Monae underrated?

Yes.

Is Janelle Monae underrated?

No. She's perhaps overrated.

Are women people?

Hell yes.

Dog or cat?

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2.../76/Catdog.jpg

If you had to choose one musician to follow you around and play theme music for your every action, who would you choose?

Edgard Varese

Are you a hipster?

My friends say yes. I say no but I do like cardigans. (Just kidding, I have no friends.)

Are you a hipster?

About halfway. I listen to music no one has ever heard of and I pride myself on being different than everyone, but I'm incapable of growing a mustache and skinny jeans make my scrotum shrink, so I'll never go all the way hipster.

Are you a hipster?

What's a hipster?

Are you a mod or a rocker?

What's a mod? Like a forum mod? I think I'm neither

Are women hotter with or without clothes?

(He's a mocker)

Lingerie is the correct answer. A woman in stockings is pretty much the hottest thing ever.

Would you rather have sex with a dead human or a live dog?