Stewart. More career longevity.

Whats your ideal day consist of?

BTW: My previous question was a reference to a Dayglo Abortions tune.

Oh, good question. A crisp autumn morning. Good coffee, a good book (or several good books) for an hour or two. Maybe a long walk after that with a family member and the dogs. Shower, get dressed, do whatever. Home made lunch, probably an over elaborate sandwich and some hummus. Probably watch something funny and stupid on Netflix while I eat. Laugh. Enjoy. Clean up. Meet a friend (or two, or three, or more) out and about. Sit down at a coffee place and catch up. Talk about life, art, philosophy, religion, music, sex. The important things. Go from there on an adventure- whether that be trolling around town at different shops, to the mall to find some shoes or a sweater or something, to one of our places to jam (most of my friends are musicians)- anything really, anything to keep it going. Maybe end up getting dinner with them. Say goodbye. Come home. Grab something sweet to satisfy that after-dinner urge. Chill on the computer for a bit. Watch a movie. Read. Sleep. Listen to lots and lots of music through all of this.

I'm boring, but this is my ideal day.

If you could pick one album as your "album that changed your life the most," what would it be and why?

TMR of course.

I'm going to pass that question on to the next person since my answer's obvious and well documented on this forum.

Led Zeppelin I. Had an extremely nasty childhood and was actually considering checking out when I discovered Zep. That album took over my life and made me want to play guitar - which eventually turned everything around for me.

What's your hot spicy food tolerance level?

I can take a lot, but my tolerance level cuts off mainly at taste. When a dish sacrifices good flavor so it can be 'fire truck butt****ing hot, bro!' That's where I draw the line. I don't think I've not finished a dish because it was too spicy, that's what milk is for.

Who's your favourite jazz artist?

Tie between Dave Brubeck and John Coltrane.

What's your pet peeve on MB?

I love you people, but sometimes the touchy-feely liberal schtick I see on here can get a little too precious. Not that it makes me mad, but I occasionally find my eyes stuck to the top of my skull.

What's your biggest pet peeve at a concert?

Opening acts.

How many pets do you have?

That one drunk guy who talks loudly and walks right in front of you, blocking your view, before sitting down, leaning against your knee before he lies down on the ground and has to be carried away by his friends.

Most charming/engaging/energetic act you've seen live?

EDIT: Goddamnit, Pet_Sounds. My sister has two rabbits. And opening acts are not annoying at all. I got to see Kvelertak and Ghost open for Iron fucking Maiden. They were both great.

2.5 dogs and 1 cat.

(biggest pet peeve at concerts is cell phone zombies)

What's the protocol for bumping old threads? Found one on Voivod that sitting at 3 years old at the moment. Is it cool to bump it?

Briks: Billy Joel. He was incredible.

Chula Vista: I don't mind people bumping old threads. It makes discussion more interesting.

Who's the oldest person you've met?

Bump away.

Met a 102 year old Holocaust survivor in high school. He told more dirty jokes than the kids on campus. Needless to say he's a hero.

Do you think there's a line that needs to be drawn on freedom of speech? Where?

There's lines already drawn.

United States free speech exceptions - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

How many times have you flown in a commercial airliner?

None. I don't have wings, and even if I did, I imagine they would be useless in a cramped airplane cabin.

Ever met a murderer?

Not knowingly but Hell's Angels members used to train where I did MMA. Maybe one of those crazy mother f*ckers.

What serial killer would you interview?

John Wayne Gacy

If you could sleep with one historical figure (premortem) who would it be?

Eve. Oops! You said historical. Abraham Lincoln.

Ever ingested poisonous household products?

Not that I'm aware of, but it could explain my mind nowadays. I do have a memory of mixing a bunch of household cleaners together and setting the container under a tree as "an ant trap." Pretty sure it didn't work.

Do you have a favorite musical?

Rocky Horror has to be mine, as it's the only kind of musical thing that I enjoy.

"Villain get the money like _____" ?

Curls!

Have you ever been to a play?

I went to see God of Carnage a few years ago, and some high school productions aside from that.

Do you ever donate to charities?

Yes.

Landscape or au naturel?

I prefer my landscapes to be natural. Cityscapes just aren't as majestic.

Have you ever had a pet?

Was referring to personal hygiene. :D

I interpret the questions as I see fit. :p:

I've always had dogs, right now at home I have two, Skye and Zappa. I've had two cats that my family adopted after our neighbours abandoned them, Mr. Man disappeared and Shooter is still with us.

Is there a pet you want that you've never had?

Even after growing up with dogs and cats I've still found myself never wanting pets of my own.

What is the worst concert you've been to?

I was in it. An old band of mine played at Cheeseburger in Paradise, and our drummer was behind our amps (w/no PA system). He couldn't hear us and turned everything into a speed metal tune. Imagine Peter Murphy's "Cuts You Up" played at 160 bpm. The audience was stunned and wide eyed as we quickly broke down our instruments and got the hell outta there. Our motto: "We suck, then we run away!".

Do you like mayo on your fries?

Never tried it, but it just sounds slightly wrong in my ears.

Can you dance?

Race: Caucasian.

What was your favourite school subject?

Math.. still love it.

Mayo on the fries is pretty good. Fried egg sandwiches also, but I like it better with some ketchup mixed in.

Fiction or Non-fiction?

Fiction, provided it makes me think and isn't just a throwaway teen romance.

Most overrated book, in your opinion?

The Power of One. I would say Catcher but that one gets a fair amount of hate.

Most underrated book?

Fox in Socks

If you had a terminal illness and were on your last legs would you take yourself out?

I don't think I'd straight up off myself, but I'd live more loosely for sure.

What is the best way to kill a headache?

Pop some ibuprofin, hot tea, hot bath. I usually try to caffienate, that seems to help me.

Have you ever moved? If so, how many times, and from where, to where?

I've moved once. From my old home to my current home.

Exactly how many Bon Jovi albums do you own?

In the span of 14 months we moved 4 times back in 1997-1998.

Favorite junk food?

Pizza.

@ Briks - Just one: Slippery When Wet.

Ever kissed a dog in the mouth?