Autumn because that's when the herb is best.

What was your first physical album (borrowing from parents doesn't count)?

Dark Side of the Moon and a Weird Al CD were my firsts.

Burgers or hotdogs?

Burgers.

What is your greatest achievement?

Not dying.

What's your most embarrassing childhood moment?

Holy good ****! I was literally going to post that. Well, something more like "having consistently failed to die yet", but more or less.

Attempting to forge my mom's signature on a detention note. It was like the 4th grade. I did her full name (including middle) in cursive because I thought all sigs were like that. Turns out I was wrong and I got put on blast by not only my parents, but the whole faculty at the school. Still to this day I can't go back there without hearing about my blunder.

What is your dream sequel for a video game?

He got yelled at.

Screamed at is probably more likely. It was not a pleasant experience. I was the devil's child in their eyes....

Oh. I was not familiar with that term.

GTA meets guitar hero.

Most annoying phrase/word people commonly use?

Awesome.

Do you watch the credits after, fast forward or just switch it off?

You're so white that people can't look directly at you for risk of blindness.

True.

I'm ****in Irish, what do you expect? I am whiter than Bowie.

You're definitely sassier than Bowie.

http://www.buro247.az/thumb/700x390_...are-2016-h.jpg

I usually watch everything on my computer, so I can usually see if there's stuff after the credits. If there isn't anything afterwards, I'll turn it off and check IMDB if I want to know about the credits.

Describe your life in one to three pictures.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/06...74367831848056

http://media.salon.com/2014/08/guy_fieri.jpg

https://img.clipartfest.com/928403c3...t_329-480.jpeg


If you could join one communist revolution current or past, what would it be?

The modern day armchair communist revolution.

Do you decorate the walls of your room?

The only thing I have in my room is a poster of all 32 NFL teams logos. My little brother drew it for me when he was pretty young so I hung it up and haven't taken it down.

If you could direct any sequel to any movie of your choice, what would it be and why?

I would do 1408 because I think it's a great concept (it's the best thing that Stephen King's ever written imo), but I would present it in a series of horrific vignettes that would weave in and out of each other as the room grows more haunted and I would end with the first death in the room.

Assuming you could match their musical abilities, which band would you join (and if you want, which member would you replace)?

Clarification.... Does that include writing talent?

Sure why not.

^^^^

I don't know why I asked that because I just came up with this...

Paul McCartney

I want to know if I die or not...

You have the power to relive one day out of your whole life up to this point. How do you use that power?

You'd play with Paul McCartney and not the Beatles?

You know what I mean...

Very badly.

If you were a tree, what tree would you be? (No I'm not high)

The larch

If you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do today?

I'd take out a payday loan and go get trashed at the beach until the time came.

What kind of phone do you have?

I6

What is your dreamhouse and what would be the surrounding landscape?

I don't know exactly the home type, something with a variety of different room sizes and shapes for different recording purposes with a modern design that isn't cumbrous. It'd be located on a mountaintop with a wide 360° view.

Which Twin Peaks character are you?

Don't know - never seen it.

Why does the Porridge Bird lay its egg in the air?

Idk why are you gay?

The cum stains on your hot pink pants make me horny.

Question, if i died in my apartment like a rat in a cage, would the neighbors smell my corpse before the cat at my face?

Depends on how big the cage you die in is.

What was the last memorable advertisement you saw?

I don't remember.

How big is your TV?

I saw you responded. Was hoping you caught the reference, what a let down. Dork.

The reference to the ****ty band?

Aesop - Dorks... its the opening line