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If you could have an extra pair of something, what would it be?

Work pants honestly. My only pair is starting to get holes.

Terrorist or counter-terrorist?

Counter Terrorist, though I haven't played in a while...

If you could into the head of anybody alive or dead and explore all of their thoughts, memories and dreams, who would you choose and why?

Right at the moment it would be Rudolf Hoss, commandant of Aushwitz. So many Nazis just come across as total loons, but Hoss seems like just a boring middle management Nazi. But his whole proud demeanor to his crimes and what he saw as saving Germany makes him a fascinating example of Nazi propaganda and the kind of people they were trying to engineer. I don't even know what to think of the dude atm, but he's fascinating to me.

You take a **** at work. The toilet clogs. **** water goes all over the floor. What do you do?

Check nobody's around, throw an "Out of order" sign on the door and **** off back to work, whistling nonchalantly.

What's one thing you always wanted to learn, but never have done, up to now at least?

Spanish probably. I only just now started (I've yet to actually fully absorb anything) but I should have started way earlier seeing as I listen to so much spanish music and have been in serious relationships with people who speak it, and wasn't able to communicate with their families very well which was highly embarrassing on my end. And I'd love to visit Mexico.


Are you prone to self-sabotage?

I like to think of myself as a closet masochist. It justifies all the stupid **** I do to make my life harder than it needs to be.

Would you rather spend the rest of your life exploring outer space without ever seeing another human ever again, or explore the bottom of the ocean? You would have all the equipment necessary to survive to an average life expectancy.

I'd rather explore the ocean because I like to encounter life. Space? Incredibly empty.

What are you looking forward to today?

Cubs vs Sox Disc Golf Challenge tonight in the spirit of the Crosstown Cup. You sign up wearing your choice of either Sox/Cubs team colors/logos, and then split into groups. The team who wins splits the swag/cash.

How would you greet an Alien if you were the one to represent the people of Earth?

"I'm their leader, don't bother asking to be taken to me. Here I am."

Also acceptable: "Yo! Green dude! Gimme some skin!" (Though on reflection, that might not be the wisest thing to say...) :laughing:

What do you think is the most important question Man has yet to find an answer to?

What is life? I think our current understanding is limited.

How often do you drink hard liquor?

Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten but hot dog buns come in packages of eight?

Would you become a world famous surfer if you knew you were gonna get eaten by a shark at age 54?

No, because I find surfing boring and have bad ankles.

When I'm here at my sister's, probably daily. When I'm at my place, probably only once every few months or so.

Best food combination that might sound really unappetizing to others?

I like to mix kipper snacks, black olives, chopped spinach, and salsa for tortilla chip dip. I don't know if people consider that weird.

Have you ever bludgeoned a piece of pineapple with your teeth until it was decapitated enough to guzzle it's remains?

No, not yet. (Soon.)

How many tabs do you have open right now?

Eight.

What are your favorite albums you can't find on the internet? (e,g, on YouTube, Spotify, etc etc)

I seriously have 17 tabs open, and regularly build up mass amounts of tabs until I just have a day clearing out my tabs.

The Alive! album from Snot. It's a live album that contains a version of "Absent" that sounds better than the studio recording. Not on YouTube, but I search for it from time to time in hopes that their automated -Topic generator will pick it up. Been tempted to just upload it myself.

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Is the ukulele a ghey instrument?

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Uh, what? :confused:

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What does that word mean? I can only guess at "constituency", but even then that does not make sense.

Google it loser.

Mord, I am not.

When TH googles it, is he going to come in all upset and try to convince us that it's not funny?

No, because he ain't gonna bother.

That counts as a yes.

Why didn't Trollheart post a question?

Cos he hadn't got a stamp?

Yes?

Just for you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_(pronoun)

I don't get it, that has nothing to do with mord's question.

Should people start posting questions on this thread again?

No?

Edit: ****ing ninja'd.

You said Google it. I did. Well, I wiki'd it...
You already answered Mord's question.
Here's one then: do you prefer the sun or the moon?

:whythis:

I rarely use italics dude.

You got something against people from Italy?

Are you having a stroke?

That's a totally different type of punctuation mark.

Don't call me Mark.

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