The master of sex
He who shall bear your children
Blesséd be his name

ALL CAPS

people on the net
don't realize that their point
is not sooner met

An arctic landscape

Pristine and wondrous
But after a large Pepsi
It shall be yellow

Urban Hatemonger

Guitar with less strings
Also it makes lower tones
Don't let the bass drop

Next Topic: EDM

How is that about Urban?

Crap, sorry about that didn't see that there was a new page last one I saw Whatever Dude's response to mine for some reason.

Electronic instruments
Mostly computers, I guess?
But I don't know crap

The state of Musicbanter

Lots of inside jokes.
Newbies trying to fit in.
Batlord rules the day.

Being wasted.

I rock the forties
and cider with whiskey
But first I smoke weed


Waiting for payday.

Today is Friday
But, alas, where is my cash?
No bills paid this week.

Instagram

shoving out my tits
and pouting out my lips
now to wait for likes

next topic: explosive diarrhea

God damn bad Thai food
Rivers and pebbles run free
****, outta T.P.

...

Sniffing glue.

Wanna sniff some glue
Now I wanna sniff some glue
The Ramones rule

Terrorists

Terrorists are bad
Breivik can go **** himself
Certain others, too

Books

Short attention span
Hurts my understanding of
These fucking novels

The Batlord's public execution

everyone is here
to watch and cheer and party
at last we are free

me

Usually drunk
Da bishes duneven know
He might be high too

Me

cool kid loves Billy Joel
loves the Beach Boys too
gonna be cool forever

Hitler.

Paints lovely portraits
Just the leader that we need
'Cept for the jew thing.

Social justice warrior

you're triggering me
my gender is goldfish
stop triggering me

next topic: penguins

Smack, rub, look, bop it
They tend to be very nice
Better than boobs too

You're walking down the street and you see WD masturbating in a skirt at the bus stop.

where's my camera
I gotta capture this shit
WD strikes again

you've just met President Barack Obama

....does the skirt come at a certain price, or....?

then put your ass in a skirt.

Oh my god, I just
Slapped the US president
What's he gonna do

Being Norwegian

I once had a girl
Or should I say a Viking
Isn't herring good?

Hockey

I'm playing hockey
I just had lots of poutine
With maple cyrup

Dad rock

Diddly diddly woo
It ain't like it used to be
But at least there's Wilco

Mom rock

When is it mom rock?
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