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simplephysics 11-24-2014 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Briks (Post 1512243)
The Batlord eats some
Mac and Cheese 'cause his mom's not
A very good cook

Satan

The lord of hell fire
You can call him Beelzebub
He will eat your soul

Americans

Plankton 11-24-2014 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1512245)
Dude that is not a haiku
You put five syllables in the second line
and three in the third.

Fail

The Batlord is a wienie
**** that stupid ****
FTFY

(To keep in line with dreadnaughts post, he's an American... not a shining example of one, but he is one nonetheless.)
Farts

Isbjørn 11-24-2014 08:59 AM

Was that you, Plankton?
Who released that smelly cloud
Cause it wasn't me

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Neapolitan 11-24-2014 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1512247)
The Batlord is a wienie
**** that stupid ****
FTFY

(To keep in line with dreadnaughts post, he's an American... not a shining example of one, but he is one nonetheless.)
Farts


Murica Junk Food
The Batlord loves to eat it
And sniff his own farts

The Batlord - Plankton Smack Down

Plankton 11-24-2014 09:06 AM

Why does Buttlord get top billing
He's not even worthy
Skillz

Smegma

Neapolitan 11-24-2014 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1512254)
Why does Buttlord get top billing
He's not even worthy
Skillz

haiku your protest
seventeen moraes in all
complain the right way


Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1512254)
Smegma


Quote:

Originally Posted by Briks (Post 1512250)
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Plankton 11-24-2014 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1512255)
haiku your protest
seventeen moraes in all
complain the right way

I am terrible
at this
don't even care

squirrel!

The Batlord 11-24-2014 09:25 AM

Trained in ninjitsu
A specter of the night sky
A squirrel of death

Penis

Isbjørn 11-24-2014 09:26 AM

You're little and brown
You'll die if I step on you
Haha ur dead lol

EDIT: Feck. Passing on Batty's subject, then.

simplephysics 11-24-2014 09:30 AM

^That could apply to both a penis and a squirrel , so you pass.

Animals are love
Kill the bastard who harms them
Fur is murder, yes

Fresh fruit


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