Why Will Our Marriage Not Work?

ladyislingering · 12-10-2014, 07:54 AM

Because your name isn't actually James, you liar.

Isbjørn · 12-10-2014, 08:05 AM

Because Ki would be sad.

simplephysics · 12-10-2014, 08:08 AM

Because I don't want to go to jail

Plankton · 12-10-2014, 09:04 AM

Because I didn't get vaccinated.

Chula Vista · 12-10-2014, 09:27 AM

Because your f*cking avatar is so challenged.

RoxyRollah · 12-10-2014, 09:35 AM

Won't work because your avatar is a little dickish.

Trollheart · 12-10-2014, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

Won't work because your avatar is a little dickish.

I don't think it's legal to have three wives is it? To say nothing of dangerous to my health!

Isbjørn · 12-10-2014, 10:07 AM

Endless dad jokes will make me dead.

Chula Vista · 12-10-2014, 10:09 AM

I'd find a way to make it work with Summer.

And Roxy....

Plankton · 12-10-2014, 10:12 AM

Because you made my avatar cry.

12-10-2014, 07:54 AM	#91 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Because your name isn't actually James, you liar. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

12-10-2014, 08:05 AM	#92 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	Because Ki would be sad. __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

12-10-2014, 09:04 AM	#94 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	Because I didn't get vaccinated. __________________ See location...

12-10-2014, 09:27 AM	#95 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Because your f*cking avatar is so challenged. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

12-10-2014, 10:07 AM	#98 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	Endless dad jokes will make me dead. __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

12-10-2014, 10:09 AM	#99 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	I'd find a way to make it work with Summer. And Roxy.... __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

12-10-2014, 10:12 AM	#100 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	Because you made my avatar cry. __________________ See location...