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Old 12-10-2014, 10:13 AM   #101 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2014, 10:15 AM   #102 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2014, 10:35 AM   #103 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2014, 11:09 AM   #104 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2014, 11:21 AM   #105 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2014, 11:27 AM   #106 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-10-2014, 11:45 AM   #107 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2014, 12:30 PM   #108 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2014, 12:52 PM   #109 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2014, 03:23 PM   #110 (permalink)
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