Why Will Our Marriage Not Work?

**Frownland** · 12-10-2014, 06:49 PM

Because you're not as delusional as me.

Chula Vista · 12-10-2014, 07:04 PM

Because I prefer long distance relationships.

The Batlord · 12-10-2014, 10:03 PM

Because I don't do Yngwie.

DwnWthVwls · 12-10-2014, 10:18 PM

Because comic book nerd.

Key · 12-10-2014, 10:48 PM

He hates vowels. I can't live without vowels.

Oriphiel · 12-11-2014, 04:49 AM

Because the passion just isn't there anymore.

Isbjørn · 12-11-2014, 06:02 AM

Because I'm not allowed to talk to strangers.

ladyislingering · 12-11-2014, 07:20 AM

Because you're practically young enough to be my son.

~~James~~ · 12-11-2014, 07:24 AM

Because you're practically old enough to be my big sister, or maybe a cousin or aunt.

**Janszoon** · 12-11-2014, 07:45 AM

Because you're the Sausage King of Chicago and I am not royalty.

12-10-2014, 06:49 PM	#121 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Because you're not as delusional as me. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-10-2014, 07:04 PM	#122 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Because I prefer long distance relationships. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

12-11-2014, 06:02 AM	#127 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	Because I'm not allowed to talk to strangers. __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

12-11-2014, 07:20 AM	#128 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Because you're practically young enough to be my son. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

12-11-2014, 07:45 AM	#130 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	Because you're the Sausage King of Chicago and I am not royalty. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

12-10-2014, 10:48 PM	#125 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	He hates vowels. I can't live without vowels.

12-11-2014, 04:49 AM	#126 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,355	Because the passion just isn't there anymore.

12-11-2014, 07:24 AM	#129 (permalink)
~~James~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,483	Because you're practically old enough to be my big sister, or maybe a cousin or aunt.