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Old 12-11-2014, 09:19 PM   #191 (permalink)
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Because I'm in love with Stacy's mom.
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Old 12-11-2014, 09:31 PM   #192 (permalink)
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Because you reminded me of that ****ing song.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-11-2014, 09:40 PM   #193 (permalink)
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Because you're all death metal and **** but you made me bury the bodies in my own.
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Old 12-11-2014, 09:45 PM   #194 (permalink)
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Because birds follow you everywhere you go and neither of us can figure out why.
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Old 12-11-2014, 11:50 PM   #195 (permalink)
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Because I found the porno you did with the clown from IT.
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Old 12-12-2014, 12:05 AM   #196 (permalink)
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Because I found the porno you did with the clown from IT.
Alright, I was having a bad hair day, but I think calling me a clown is a bit unfair.
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Old 12-12-2014, 12:10 AM   #197 (permalink)
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Because you refer to your mother as it.
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Old 12-12-2014, 02:14 AM   #198 (permalink)
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Old 12-12-2014, 10:43 AM   #200 (permalink)
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Because jealousy is not an attractive quality.
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