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Old 12-12-2014, 12:52 PM   #211 (permalink)
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Because you might be a cannibal.
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Old 12-12-2014, 12:53 PM   #212 (permalink)
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Because you aren't a cannibal.
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Old 12-12-2014, 12:58 PM   #213 (permalink)
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Old 12-12-2014, 01:00 PM   #214 (permalink)
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Because you never cleaned your fingernails after you clawed your way up from hell.
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Old 12-12-2014, 01:03 PM   #215 (permalink)
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Because you can't understand how proud I am of the mileage my fingernails have earned.
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Old 12-12-2014, 01:05 PM   #216 (permalink)
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Because you killed those 2 little girls and blamed it on the big black guy.
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Old 12-12-2014, 01:05 PM   #217 (permalink)
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Because of ... reasons. I had to edit my post.
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Old 12-12-2014, 01:41 PM   #218 (permalink)
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Old 12-12-2014, 01:58 PM   #219 (permalink)
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Old 12-12-2014, 04:30 PM   #220 (permalink)
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