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Old 12-15-2014, 07:43 AM   #281 (permalink)
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because you are a sex addict.
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Old 12-15-2014, 09:26 AM   #282 (permalink)
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Because I'd never let you go out of the bedroom.
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Old 12-15-2014, 09:27 AM   #283 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2014, 09:28 AM   #284 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2014, 01:14 PM   #285 (permalink)
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Because you refuse to do them in elevators for my sadistic amusement.
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Old 12-15-2014, 02:58 PM   #286 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2014, 03:40 PM   #287 (permalink)
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Because you see that as a problem.
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Old 12-15-2014, 03:50 PM   #288 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2014, 04:12 PM   #289 (permalink)
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What ever became of that?
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Old 12-15-2014, 04:14 PM   #290 (permalink)
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